I always suspected that this thread would rise and come again…
This reminds me of my favorite line from a T C Boyle book called Budding Prospects Some desperate guys go to a glory hole club in San Francisco. After sticking his unit into a hole in the wall, the protagonist says, “This place is hetero, right?” T C tells us, “nobody bothered to respond.”
I believe the most frequent cause of death for young semen between 35 and 70 seconds old is from drowning in the bathtub.
No, but wouldn’t that make one hell of an infomercial?
But that’s probably already been discussed in another thread, right?
I’m kind of new around here.
Ok i am a girl, but if i was a guy, i would have tried this already, why hasn’t anyone done that???
Since you can’t fry semen, why not fry your vaginal juices?
It doesn’t seem to me that she’d be able to get enough ‘juice’ to fry. Even then, supposing she did, I don’t think the result would be anything interesting at all. What might be more interesting is popsicles, or maybe some sort of drink.
I would, though it might be difficult to capture.
Why not try baking a cake with semen instead of egg? Surely it would be healthier - lower in fat?
You people scare me. 
Do women REALLY enjoy it?
…hey seaworthy…
How about ye make another brew, per suggestion above?
I don’t know if there would be any sugars in it to ferment, though.
Could you make semen beer?
Did I just hijack this thread all to hell?
Apologies,
MeatBeast
So the microwave was suggested a while ago, but no one seems to have stepped up to the challenge.
I hereby volunteer.
You know. For science.
Ok, so I nuked it for about 20 seconds, which was too long, as when I checked, there was very little left at all. However, it looked a lot like the remnants of egg whites stuck to a pan, and had solidified into cooked egg consistency.
And, for those who would otherwise be concerned (like my roommates if they read this), the dish will be discarded, and the microwave is one I bought for $3 and is used only for starting fires and seeing what happens to various household objects when put in the microwave, never for cooking.
So have you tried it again for less time yet?
If I could have one wish it would be to be a man for a day, you guys have so much entertainment, right at your…well…fingertips really…!
(BTW This is the funniest thread I have ever read!)
I do. Some of my friends do, and some don’t. Lots of gay men do, too.
“You want fried semen with that?”
Iamthewalrus you have taken science matters into your own hands.
As long as it wasn’t involving a pumkin, I think I am ok with it.
well can you boil semen?