Aww, all the smilies are yellow. I liked the sickly white ones.
Anyway.
I’m trying to convince The Cody to participate in this. But he’s refusing to taste it. Weenie.
Any ideas on what I should get him to experiement with? Egg Drop Soup, microwave, frying?
Not yet.
Never fear, though, for I am dedicated to the advancement of knowledge, hand over fist, as it were.
Ok, take two.
I heated it in the microwave for five second intervals, making a brief inspection between each one.
After the first five seconds, the semen became much less viscous and more transparent.
For the next 20 seconds, there was no noticeable change, except that it got hotter, and the smell became more obvious.
At around 30 seconds, I noticed that it was again becoming more viscous and more opaque, and there were small bubbles in the semen when I looked. Semen vapor, I assume.
It continued to get more viscous until 55 seconds, at which point I could turn the dish upside down with no motion whatsoever. At this point, the consistency was approximately the same as that gummy glue that’s used on some bulk mailings. Not the really elastic stuff, but the stuff that’s vaguely rubbery in texture, and tends to peel off and roll into little balls between your fingers.
As for why the original sample was cooked more in 20 seconds than this was in 55, I can only assume that the time spent in inspection (5-10 seconds per) allowed the sample to cool down enough that it didn’t boil over.
A kindred spirit, eh wally?
I am both disgusted and oddly fascinated by this thread…
I think, now, I can say I have seen it all. Or at least read about it.
Egg drop. Definitely.
And hey, I just noticed you are from Kalamazoo!
This has GOT to be the funniest thing I’ve read in a LOOOOOOONG time 
This has GOT to be the sickest shit I’ve read in a LOOOOOOONG time. You’ll never catch me posting to such a gross thread. Never!
Peace,
mangeorge
I consider your original reply to this thread to be the all-time greatest first-response on the SDMB.
Only by standing on the shoulders of giants, etc.
I’ve always wanted to know why it took an hour and a half.
Hell, if all that time was spent in “research,” you damn well ought to have a wife.
Maybe he was trying to go about that as scientifically as possible…you know, one sample for a control, one for Temp setting X, one for temp setting Y, and whatnot…
If he can do that in an hour and a half he oughta be a polygamist.
Ok. I tried this last night. The result was unremarkable. It just sizzled and evaporated. Though it did make the house smell sexy.
How much did you collect and how did you collect it? o_O If you don’t want to say, that’s quite fine, I’m just kinda curious. It seems like it’d be kinda difficult, at least as far as my experience with girls has gone.
Probably a tablespoon or so. I’m not telling how I collected it.
bump
And grind.
While zombie resurrection is permitted in GQ, it should only be done for the purpose of adding new information. If you want to discuss this thread, it should be done in MPSIMS. (In any case, since the factual aspects have pretty much been answered, this thread reached MPSIMS territory long ago anyway.)
From the FAQ on Guidelines and Etiquette on the SDMB
Bolding mine.
Colibri
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