Panty gremlins

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Ok, I’ll keep’em; besides, there’s oil all over’em from the dipstick now, anyway.

Ok. Marguaritas, check. Cinnamon oil, check. 151, check!

Perhaps, a reverse fart?

EEWWWWWWW… From your MG, no doubt. Wait. Unless…you meant…:eek:
VESTAL BLUE! Why, shame on you. :wink:

Goody! So, start it already! Oh, wait… it’s Friday and you’ll be going home soon; so it’ll have to wait til Monday. Darn. pout

Of course from the MG! But hey, it’s cool! This Castrol GTX I’m talking about! The good stuff!

Sheesh!

I got some better stuff…

Too bad it doesn’t come in quarts, pb!

Mine dissapear too. But I just bought new ones yesterday. Thongs. Isn’t thong a neat word. No wonder someone wrote a song about it.

So I’ve heard, Chiefy; micrograms.

<ducks and runs for cover behind VB>

Owwww! I think she holed you below the waterline, Chief!

Let’s revive Guy Stuff, and give’em all what for!

::Pointedly ignores pb’s crass and uncalled for remark::

::Also finishes flossing with hypergirl’s thong, wanting to try it the next time with her in them::

What?! That’s the best comeback you got, Chief?!

Can’t handle it, and so you shift target to Hypergirl!

Wotta Swabbie! Sheesh!

…hey, what tha—
who put these commas, butter knives and black cotton panties in my dryer?

and where are hypergirl’s thongs?

Me, too, Persephone. The only ones that don’t seem to disappear are the colors I don’t like, or the white ones. [hijack]I wish the stores in my area would stock more of the prints…usually all I can find are solids and white. Which makes it all the worse when the prints I have keep disappearing.*

There seems to be a common link here:

Women everywhere are losing their panties!

Is it a conspiracy?
Are the panty manufacturers hiring gremlins to rip us off so we will keep buying more panties?

Is there a correlation between Cheif Scott’s shore leave and panty dissapearances?

Yep. I washed those panties last week, and now they’re hanging out a window at a party that Chief is hosting.

How does he do that?