One thing I’ll say for her - she looks better than the http://www.awfulplasticsurgery. com/archives/005276.html old Paris. And after all that, still not great.
Yes, very much so.
You asked, but she wouldn’t make one with you, then?
Her $$$$$ makes her attractive. Paris is better looking than her sister Nicky. But not as attractive as her mother.
Nah. Most guys wouldn’t fantasise about $$$$, at least not sexually. I’d be really surprised if any guy who found her attractive (I kinda do, to my shame) would be thinking “Whoa! If I could boff Paris Hilton I could pay off my mortgage!”
I’ve known a few men who’ve claimed that, all things being equal, a rich woman is more attractive than a woman of average wealth. Don’t understand it myself.
Paris is a sex symbol because full motion video of her sucking c*ck and taking a spooge load in her face are always no more than a few clicks away. She’s somewhat unique in that she’s essential a billionaire-daughter-porn-star.
In terms of looks, she’s definitely funny looking. She has a killer bod, but her face is sub-par in terms of being a model. Her nose is too long and she has a wonky eye. But, again, she’s a leggy blonde, and those legs lead right up to her cute, blonde hey-nani-nani! More than enough!
Personally, she doesn’t really do it for me. I’m more of a brunette guy. Plus if you’re the spawn of mega-rich parents, like it or not you have a greater expectation to make something of yourself. So when you revel in being a borderline re-tard adult who flaunts their only asset (looks) by constantly letting yourself be videotaped prancing around nude and/or giving blowjobs, I find that ultimately a turn off.
I mean, hey I’ve spanked it to her, but I would have no desire to actually met her.
The only time I can recall thinking that she looked genuinely attractive was when she was released from prison. I saw it on the news and thought she looked more girl-next-doory and kind of cute. Normally she looks like an over painted skank to me.
It certainly seems to be publicity that leads people to believe that some women are attractive. I’m sure that Princess Di wouldn’t have got a second look in most clubs around town but people had her down as a hotty.
If it worked that way, Oprah Winfrey would be the sexiest woman alive.
Sorry, it’s just a fact of life. I think R. Crumb said it best (and I’m paraphrasing from memory here) : Men may be shallow and only interested in women for their looks, but women are just as shallow in only being interested in men for their power and money.
Yeah of course it’s not true in all cases. But still.
Holy cow. Gotta disagree with you there. Right now, I’d say her face looks like, well, someone who’s had too much plastic surgery. Imagine that. And still managed not to get a functional-looking nose out of the deal.
But pre-plastic surgery? Her face looked interesting. Pretty eyes, cool-looking nose, decent mouth. Sure, not the kind of face you see on the cover of Vogue, but faces don’t have to belong on the cover of Vogue to look appealing.
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Hmm… i think you missed the point of that site. She clearly looks better before, the only thing that improved was her hair.
Can someone explain what makes her UN-attractive? Seriously, I can’t put my finger on why - but she’s horrible to look at.
In the Land of the Blind, the cockeyed skank…
For me I think it’s just kind of an association thing. I don’t really see her, I see something that’s had an encounter with a giant Invasion Of The Body Snatchers pod of jism.
I don’t think people realize how much money can make a person attractive. I don’t mean the fact that she is rich, I mean the access to things that others do not. I’ll bet that 90 plus percent of us would be considered attractive if we had access to expensive clothing and accessories, plastic surgeons, dentists for pearly white and straight teeth, personal trainers and nutritionists, etc.
Most of us have these things called jobs we have to go to, whereas Paris Hilton could spend weeks treating an unsightly blemish on her left arm.
I’ve heard women make the same comment about men.
Oh, and as far as Paris’s attractiveness goes, I think she looks kinda cute sometimes. I’d probably do her.
**Paris Hilton: can someone explain what makes her attractive? **
Not me.
I do think she’d be perfect as a spokeswoman in condom ads, as she exemplifies skank, and should raise awareness of the need for protection.
I don’t think she’s interested in meat. I heard she went vagitarian.