[QUOTE=Mama Zappa]
Malthus, you are going to hell.
In a nice, shiny, helpful train.
Of course, as the parent of a train-obsessed kid, I’ll be accompanying you as soon as I clean the spit off my monitor. That was both horrifying and hysterical at the same time!
My own contribution (not original, I forget where I read this):
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together and kill Bar-neeee
with a nine-millimeter bullet to the head
Let’s tell Baby Bop Barney’s dead!
[/QUOTE]
I am already in helpful train-hell. 