Parodies (to Keep Parents Sane)

[Malthus]

@Mama Zappa

Malthus, you are going to hell.

In a nice, shiny, helpful train.

Of course, as the parent of a train-obsessed kid, I’ll be accompanying you as soon as I clean the spit off my monitor. That was both horrifying and hysterical at the same time!

My own contribution (not original, I forget where I read this):

I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together and kill Bar-neeee
with a nine-millimeter bullet to the head
Let’s tell Baby Bop Barney’s dead!

I am already in helpful train-hell.