Obligatory link[sup]†[/sup] missing, to be inferred from title and content.
Decidedly un-witty but pointed comment about a specific group of estranged individuals.
Eggs on discussion when it is apparent no discussion is warranted.
†[sub]Psst[/sub]
Sardonic observation about the need for individuals involved to suffer their own consequences, and to have others who are needlessly involving themselves to detach.
Cursory glance at forum in which thread is located. Customary epithet directed at OP.
Comment regarding joke threads in the Pit. Observation that movement or closure of said thread is imminent.
Irrelevant remark by relative newbie attempting to pretend he knows WTF is going on, without bothering to check out the link.[sup]*[/sup]
*interesting thread
Unnecessary smartass nitpic on the OP.
:emoticon
Obligatory non-sequitor concerning baked goods.
Simpsonesque pleasure moan followed by naming of baked goods.
Customary nitpick stating that correct spelling is “non-sequitur.”
Inevitable grammar error in this post leading next poster to invoke Gaudere’s Law.
Roll eyes smiley interjected. Semi-witty retort about OP’s lack of outside interests. Casual mention of band-space problems, hamsters, etc., that could have done without OP and non-linked OP.
Snide remark about poster’s lack of vulgarity. Rating of rant in the pathetically low numbers.
Sophomore poster using an inside joke in the wrong context.
Intention to make second post correcting spelling of “non sequitur” in prior post. Addition of smashie.
Boring retort defending OP’s right to make post.
Post consisting entirely of smashie despite being beat to the punch by a previous poster.
Randomly-chosen non-sequitur with possible sexual or excretory connotation offered up as possible name of fictional band.
Apology for error in previous post followed by claim of chemical stimulant deficiency.
Appropriate emoticon.
Post noting that smashie is not and has never been available on this Board. Comment that people saying they’ve used him are:
(formation of a list)
Lying
Fantasizing
Greeting to owner of Fathom message Board
(end of list)
Name
Declaration of poster’s appreciation for pastry products.
Rapid correction of error to note that emoticon is in fact called “smack.”
Additional usage of above emoticon.
Post questioning one’s own mental state by correctly posting the correct emoticon.
Quoting poster regarding lying of other posters using smashie, followed by gentle, yet snarky suggestion that smashie using posters may be remembering erstwhile Temp Board.
Again, roll eyes smiley and sub text suggesting that quoted poster refrain from being so sanctimonious, and that above lists are passe, bordering on tedium.