Part of me really wants to post to this BUT:

[BuckleberryFerry]

“Frank is living in my foot.”
Chicken pie.
“That’s great, kid, don’t get cocky!”
“I’m nice men.”
“I AM NOT A COMMITTEE!”
“Never tell me the odds.”
“Dust.”
“Like candy?”
“Mothor…bewwied tweasuwe.”
“Oh, it’s just chalk.”
“Any merry little thought?”
“Goodbye, Nana…”

[Happy_Lendervedder]

[Warren]
Have you seen my…wiener?
[/Warren]

[ILENSER]

Need more ice. Also we’re running low on Coke.

[Ellen_Cherry]

This thread is actually educational! I’m all awe-struck.

[Q.E.D]

*Originally posted by Beadalin *
**I don’t know the secret. What is the secret? I must know. **

The secret is Yahoo! Games calls it Literati.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

Madagascarian history:

The people of Madagascar are believed to be descended from Indonesians and Africans who reached the island in ancient times. Diogo Dias, a Portuguese sea captain bound for India in 1500, was the first European to sight the island. During the 17th century the Portuguese, the English, and the French successively and unsuccessfully attempted to colonize Madagascar.
The French gained a temporary foothold on the island in 1642 but were driven out in 1674. They finally acquired a few trading bases along the east coast in the following century. Their sphere of influence was restricted, however, as a result of the rise of a powerful monarchy among the Merina, a people of Malay origin in the central plateau. From 1810 to 1828, during the reign of the Merina king Radama I, who was hostile to the French, the British gained influence. British officers trained Merina troops, and British missionaries introduced schools and Christianity. Following the death of Radama, a strong reaction against European culture developed. Reforms were abolished, the missionaries were persecuted, and trade relations with Britain were severed. On the accession of Radama II (in 1861), a generally progressive ruler, some of the early reforms were reinstituted. Radama II, who was friendly to the French, was subsequently murdered by the conservative faction at the Merina court. A protracted period of strained relations and recurrent hostilities with the French culminated in 1895 in submission by the reigning monarch, Queen Ranavalona III. In 1896, as a result of popular uprisings, Madagascar was proclaimed a colony of France; military rule was instituted, and the queen was exiled.

*-from encarta.com
*

Since this has devolved into an educational-type thread, I figured I would make amends for my previous two posts here.

Happy

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

*Originally posted by Sock Munkey *
**If you like your eggs sunny side up with a nice firm yolk, cook them with a low flame and cover the pan for about a minute. Covering the pan traps the head on top of the eggs and the yolks can be made as firm as those of hard-boiled eggs. **

Oh, I don’t know, Sock Munkey. I get a vague feeling of anxiety or dread from the idea of a head on top of my eggs. Unless you mean a head like on a beer, but even so. I can’t image this would be the ideal egg recipe if I look down at my plate and find my breakfast looking back up at me. Especially if it has big, soft, dewy deer eyes. I think that would kill my appetite for sure.
Oh, and what if I bit into my breakfast – and it bit me back.
Thank you, I think I’m going to go have a surrealistic nightmare now.

[macabresoul]

My morning snack…RUINED!!

So I get to work today… ready to make my hot chocolate, and i brought a blueberry scone with me i bought from trader joe’s a few days ago.

So I sit down at my desk with my hot chocolate steaming and my scone looking delicious…

well it would have been looking delicious if it weren’t for the mold growing all over it.

I was looking forward to this scone all week. Damn you mold, DAMN YOU!

[Ruby]

*Originally posted by haardvark *
** erm, thanks, but actually I’ve been here a while, just not what you’d call a prolific poster.

But y’all make me laugh, learn, and scratch my head just about every day since last March or thereabouts. **

Well, dammit. You actually expect me to know the difference between 2002 and 2003? Hell, pretty soon I’ll bet you’ll even want me to start using 2004! Feh, the nerve, the gall, the AUDACITY of some people.

[Already_in_Use]

fubsy kumquat zombie flapjack.

[it_sjustme]

Goodnight…

Sleep tight…

I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.

[AskNott]

I’d post, but I gotta go mow the lawn.