[QUOTE=CaerieD]
I’ll eat the plants and fruit from the trees.
What’s your favorite color, baby? Is it red?
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Nope, actually it’s green. What’s yours?
And hocow, of course there’s coffee – milk or half and half? Or would you rather have tea? I could brew up a pot of Earl Grey.
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine]
HELP!!!
HELLPPPPPP!!!
I want anyrose.
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anyrose can’t be here, dear – let me help you. Come on, we’ll go in the other room and talk quietly.
[QUOTE=twickster]
And hocow, of course there’s coffee – milk or half and half? Or would you rather have tea? I could brew up a pot of Earl Grey.
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Darjeeling would be better, if you’ve got it.
[QUOTE=twickster]
Nope, actually it’s green. What’s yours?
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My favorite words are good-bye and my favorite color is red.
Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?
Sorry bout that ladies, and young man. I hope I didn’t offend any of yous. It’s just that, well y’all seen what happened.
Hey little man, if you eat yer Wheaties, you can grow up and be big and strong just like me. Well, maybe you can get big like me. Hehe.
Did those strippers show up while I was passed out? Man I hope I didn’t miss that.
MadtheSwine, would you like some Cheerios? My favorite cereal is Cheerios.
[QUOTE=fluiddruid]
Darjeeling would be better, if you’ve got it.
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Hm, don’t know, let me see. rummage rummage Yeah, looks like we do – hang on, I’ll put the kettle on.
And what’s your favorite color?
No, the strippers haven’t come yet. Perhaps, one of our beautiful hosts would like to fill in?
Oh and skim milk in my coffee please, twicks. I have to watch my girly figure if I hope to score a date with a certain someone later.
And dnooman, what in Og’s name happened to you?
[QUOTE=hocow]
And dnooman, what in Og’s name happened to you?
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You didn’t see?
It’s perfectly natural, but I’m just not used to being around so many people when it happens.
Not that I’m ashamed or nuthin’.
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]
MadtheSwine, would you like some Cheerios? My favorite cereal is Cheerios.
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Yum!
Please ma’am may I have some more?
[QUOTE=twickster]
anyrose can’t be here, dear – let me help you. Come on, we’ll go in the other room and talk quietly.
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Where did she go? 
[QUOTE=dnooman]
You didn’t see?
It’s perfectly natural, but I’m just not used to being around so many people when it happens.
Not that I’m ashamed or nuthin’.
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I bet you say that to all the boys.
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine]
Yum!
Please ma’am may I have some more?
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Of course dear, since you asked so politely.
:::Hands **MadTheSwine ** a heaping bowl of Cheerios, her favorite cereal in the world!:::
Just dropping in real quick. I was expecting more pages.
Hockeymonkey, Tabre, you guys wanna explain your “I love the full moon” posts at all?
I’m still hiding over here. Too many dangerous people around!
I dont wants nasty icky eggs. I want Fwoot Loops. And chocwit milkl
If I eat egggs I am gonna DIE!
Eggs are perfectly safe, dear, as long as they’re cooked.
Oh, no! Annie-Xmas is big and hairy and dangerous too! It’s getting even more scary!
Speaking of eggs, mine aren’t getting any younger. Alas, I do not know how I can bring forth life with my one true love. I suppose a turkey baster would be out of the question. She is much to classy for that.
ETA: I’m off to work so I won’t be able to check in until later. Save me some punch!
[QUOTE=dotchan]
Just dropping in real quick. I was expecting more pages.
Hockeymonkey, Tabre, you guys wanna explain your “I love the full moon” posts at all?
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Hey, I’m British now, I guess.
(singing)We like the moooon, because it is close to us. We like the moooon, but not as much as a spooooon, because it more useful for eat - ting soup