Blah, I need sleep. Either all of you are just trying to make my brain explode second guessing myself, or you’ve been too careless with your words. In any case, tomorrow I should be coherent enough to start organizing some nice bandwagony action.
Cry your eyes bloodshot while there’s still time, 'cause soon it’s gone and you’ll be so shocked.
whooooooooo! one more host, and I’m freeeeeeee!!
ohhh, and I am totally a duuuuuuude, maaan!
Good to know man. I mean, you know I’m a dude, but then again I got nothin’ to hide. Good thing you didn’t sit in my lap, that meatball throwin’ dude was gettin’ on mah nerves man!
Is everybody passin’ out here or what? Laaame!
Ok, fine. I found a CD in the host’s collection that might get things started. A little White Lion might entice one or two of the ladies to slow dance. I can’t dance fast though, I might hurt mah self.
Slow dancing is good. But my dance card is filled with the name of a certain lovely host. Have you seen her tonight? We’re wearing the same dress you know. I planned it that way. Isn’t it cute?
Oops, I’m rambling. So sorry. Anyway back to the party! Maybe I’ll start poking everyone that passed out.
Well, I’ve been observing you all when you’ve been asleep. No official guesses yet but I have some ideas.
I’ve got my eye on you, Barrington. Be afraid, be very afraid. Your one or two friends will not help you, and even England isn’t far enough away…
Hockey Monkey, what’s you favorite number? Your favorite day of the week? Your favorite snack?
Hocow, stop trying to feed me canapes for a minute, you’re weirding me out, girl.
(Gone for most of today, I’ll check in later.)
My parents are soooooooooooo mean. Lasts night we had brusselsprots for dinnnner and they wount let me leave the table until I ate one.
Now I’m gonna DIE!
Favorite number - 1,000,000. It has lots of zeros.
Favorite day of the week - Toooooooosday
Favorite snack - Cookies, oranges, egg yolks, meatballs, Spaghetti-O’s, Cheese Puffs, anything like that.

Good morning, everyone! I thought I’d make up some nice scrambled eggs for breakfast – let’s all gather around the kitchen table and get to know each other, shall we?
I’ll eat the plants and fruit from the trees.
What’s your favorite color, baby? Is it red?
yawn
Dang man, I must fallen asleep or sumth…
Holy shit!
I’ll be back, in a little while. I, uh, gotta take care of somethin’.
Anything you say, dear.
Can I get some coffee with my eggs? I need a caffeine boost.
Least you got something to eat,poop head.
Affirmitive, mon frere; where’s the guacamole, fellas?
What will I do now? Where will I go? What should I do?
Guess I’ll go watch Annie or read my Charles Dickens book.
Bah! All right, I just woke up, please forgive me.
Charles Dickens? I thought this was a party. Want to dance, MadTheSwine?
HELP!!!
HELLPPPPPP!!!
I want anyrose.
DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!
HELLLPPPPPPPPP!!!