Hey, now. Why not have a glass of wine?
Seems I’m late to the party. Wheeeee!
So…where’s the panic room around here?
MHaye, so glad you’re finally here – let me help you get all caught up on who these folks are…
Cauze wine is nasty. Momsy always says “Stop winining.” If I drink wine I am gonna DIE!
I could do with a few introductions.
What brought you back here then? The food? The company?
When are all these people leaving?
And that one guy…with the stinky breath and orange pants…he moved the furniture.
Wooo. Had too much scotch - I past out. Party’s still going strong, that’s good. Man, I abhor almost all food you guys put forth for morning snack - fingahnails (I’m from Boston) on a chalkboard to my auditory cavity’s.
I just love being in the middle of a swirl of a good party, don’t you?
Here’s Barrington, who doesn’t seem to be entirely comfortable – perhaps we can put him/her at ease. Hocow seems to have misplaced his/her SO. And …
I’ll be right back, looks like Annie Xmas finished her Fruit Loops …
(I’m a him, for the record)
Hey, I’m all for a party - bring on the beer, the wine, the nibbles, put on the music …
Just don’t turn the lights out. I’m frightened of that dnooman and that Taber, and more and more others. Twelve of them at the last count, all dangerous.
I’m not dangerous at all, but I share your sentiment. I feel like we’re in an asylum here.
Don’t drink the punch.
You’re all doing great, don’t get me wrong, but some of you might POSSIBLY want to make your quirks a bit more out there or obvious, hahaha
[Discovers the Ouija board in the study and begins mindlessly spelling out profanities with the planchette]
SSG Schwartz
Arrrrgggghhh! Get away from me!
panics, runs
Buncha weirdos in here, I tell ya. I’m going to be out here in the pool if anyone needs me.
:::Grabs innertube, and jumps in the H2O :::
:::Yells to the kid to bring her some Froot Loops:::
Just one moment here. I don’t have a “quirk”, I have “eccentricity”.
Thank you.
Are you rich then?
Kum ba ya, Barrington! Kum ba ya!
Maybe singing will help.
Kum ba ya, Barrington, please-stop-freaking-the-fuck-out…
[Begins to wonder, what would Bruce Willis do?]
SSG Schwartz
Ladies don’t discuss their ages or the contents of their pocketbooks… but meh. No, neither rich nor poor.
Machine gun to the nads?