My apologies for affronting your sensibilities ma’am.
Have a glass of wine.
Snags a glass of wine from a passing waiter and presents it to her with a smile.
Now we’re talking! Let’s get this party started.
Whispers to fluiddruid, “Your great grandmother is doing well.”
SSG Schwartz
Oh really? Last I checked she was dead.
Does she like the inside of that coffin?
[Places a finger on fluiddruid’s neck and walks over to lean on the bar.]
Please don’t touch me.
mutters to herself Buncha weirdos.
There, there, no one wants you to be uncomfortable. I won’t touch you – but I’d love to have a nice chat and get to know you better. In fact, I know **Hockey Monkey ** would love to meet both you and SSG Schwartz, so why don’t we all get comfy on the settee and chatter for a bit?
So … do any of you have a favorite TV show?
pats ottoman MHaye, why don’t you sit over here next to me?
No need for a TV anymore. I can’t even change the channels. twickster, your brother will be ok. It wasn’t loaded.
SSG Schwartz
Annie, how old are you?
Schwartz, you want a snack or drink or something?
No snack, no drink, I only need a place to rest. Can you really see me?
SSG Schwartz
I’m probably wasting a guess, but I say SSG Schwartz is a poltergeist or restless spirit a la the sixth sense
I’ll accept that.
Really it’s “He THINKS he’s a spirit/ghost” 
but close enough.
(Almost all of them will be “They think they are” rather than “they are” since what they suffer from are disorders/quirks)
But nevertheless, great job, hawksgirl, you got it. 
Great job to you too, SSG.
Host Guesses
[del]SSG[/del] (thought he was dead/a ghost) [del]hawksgirl[/del]
dnooman [del]fisha, hawksgirl[/del]
hocow
HockeyMonkey
Taber [del]fisha, hawksgirl[/del]
Barrington
Autolycus
MadtheSwine
fluiddruid
Drain Bead
Annie-Xmas
twickster [del]fisha[/del]
dotchan [del]fisha[/del]
CaerieD
lightingtool
[del]zuma[/del] (was extremely superstitious) [del]fisha[/del]
So, I really am dead. Thank you for sending me to my final resting place.
SSG Schwart
I hope you got a halo.
Its almost dinnertime, how about a nice sandwich bagel?
Hey all. I got kicked off the computer by my brother. Need to catch up on the thread again.
…blinks
What the–somebody died already?
What kind of bastard roles did the mod put in the thread? :mad: :mad: :mad:
Sweet! With a slice of tomato?
Of course!
Crap man! I fell asleep on the deck and got one helluva sunburn!
Could one of you nice ladies put some lotion on my back?
You don’t have to start on my back though, anywhere will do just fine. Hehe.