:::walks in to the room:::
Hi Everybody! I can’t wait to get this party started! Yay!
:::heads for the bar:::
Do you realize you have Malacandra on both lists? Is s/he a host or a guest?
Oops.
He’s a Host. Sorry.
Hey everyone! I brought chips, guacamole, and salsa to share. Now, how’s abouts someone gets me some liquor?
Is everyone ready to par-tay?
Got the gin. Anyone got olives?
twickster Is everyone ready to par-tay?
Oh my goodness! I can’t believe the atrocity.
Hey guys! I just stopped by to… hey are those Jello shots? I’m gonna get tore up!
I’m ready. I brought a whole dozen donuts, and one donut hole–just for me.
This music sucks. Who’s in charge here?
I’m in charge here,** facher**. What sort of music would you like us to play?
Would you prefer some Duran Duran? (Did anyone else see The Singing Bee last night, when no one knew the lyrics to “Rio”?)
Are they Krispy Kreme? If they’re not Krispy Kreme I don’t want any. How dare you bring a non-Krispy Kreme donut to the party. And you didn’t bring enough holes for everyone!?? How rude! :::sulk::: And I thought this was going to be a good party!
Anything but Duran Duran. :shudder:
The donuts aren’t Krispy Kreme. They were made by my mother’s favorite small town donut baker. I’m sorry I didn’t bring enough donut holes for everyone.
Just a minute, I have to go back out to my car and get a basket of pears and a pair of socks–my toes are cold, and I couldn’t carry the basket and the donuts at the same time.
What’s wrong with Duran Duran? 
Dear lord, we’re not going to have a fight about bands that first broke up 20 years ago, are we?
:::yawn:::
Well, I don’t know. Actually, I don’t really care.
Play anything you want. As long as it isn’t too loud.
Is there a recliner around here, somewhere?
Hey, what’s going on? I don’t think I did anything to deserve all this. Recently, anyway.
Are you taking fachverwirrt’s side on this? :mad: