Hey all, sorry I ran a little late, got ticketed by a policeman for arguing with him, can you believe that?
Music, huh? I brought my own mix, mind if I put it on?
Sheesh, it’s less a party here, and more like a civil war, which reminds me of my days in the civil war, when I was courting a comely lass who owned a large cotton plantation. Unfortunately, she turned out to be a manipulative cheating hussy, so I left her when my beloved daughter died.
Stupid cops. I wish one of 'em would stick their head in here tonight, I’d take 'em out back and, oh wait, it’s quiche that I hate. Nevermind. I’m gonna go pee.
Taber, that sounds fascinating! You must have an interesting life. Would you like to sit down and talk for a while? Dating is so difficult, don’t you think?
I have an interesting life, too. Wouldn’t you rather sit down and talk with me? Would you like to hear about the time I was on TV?
Man, that sounds exhausting!
So, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go sit down in that recliner, way over there.
Well…ok. I’m all about trying new things. Can I get you something to drink?
Look, I’m still not sure what’s going on here, but some of these comments are really uncalled for.
:: Circles the party and eyes Eureka suspiciously::
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Punishment! There will be punisment!
Well, isn’t THAT special.
I was on TV, too.
Who cares?
Pears, socks, and donuts? Just what kind of party is this, anyway?
If you think that’s exhausting, wait until you hear about my day.
Hey, nice recliner. I used to have one just like it.
Sure. I’d love a soda. I’m trying to give it up, actually, but this is a party, so I figured it’s okay.
Everybody, of course.
I don’t know yet, since I just got here. But donuts are always fun to eat at a party. And I suppose pears are acceptable; I always see fruit trays at a lot of the parties I go to…have I mentioned that I go to a lot of parties? Well, I do. It’s a regular thing around here, and I’m always invited.
Now, the socks, well, yeah, that’s a puzzlement. But I’m sure fluiddruid will make sure to explain the socks thing to me, once she gets back.
Hey all, I’m here! Sorry I’m late!
squee!! Purplkid_caterer is here!!! Hello my little grapey friend!
Here is a question I like to ask to get to know my guests. Who would you say you admire most in the world and why?
You know, you look kinda familiar. Have I seen you around here before? Maybe it’s the TV thing. Did you grow up around here?
lightingtool, I hear you. But if it works out in the end, it’ll be worth it.
Hey, ZipperJJ. You’re only a little later than I am, so you didn’t miss much of anything.
Mr. Webster 
You probably have. I’m just the kind of person that everyone notices. Yeah, I grew up here. Well not here, exactly, but in this area, you know. I moved up north for a few years, but ended up moving back and I’ve been here ever since.