Hey all, sorry I ran a little late, got ticketed by a policeman for arguing with him, can you believe that?
Music, huh? I brought my own mix, mind if I put it on?
Sheesh, it’s less a party here, and more like a civil war, which reminds me of my days in the civil war, when I was courting a comely lass who owned a large cotton plantation. Unfortunately, she turned out to be a manipulative cheating hussy, so I left her when my beloved daughter died.
[QUOTE=dotchan]
Hey all, sorry I ran a little late, got ticketed by a policeman for arguing with him, can you believe that?
Music, huh? I brought my own mix, mind if I put it on?
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Stupid cops. I wish one of 'em would stick their head in here tonight, I’d take 'em out back and, oh wait, it’s quiche that I hate. Nevermind. I’m gonna go pee.
[QUOTE=Taber]
Sheesh, it’s less a party here, and more like a civil war, which reminds me of my days in the civil war, when I was courting a comely lass who owned a large cotton plantation. Unfortunately, she turned out to be a manipulative cheating hussy, so I left her when my beloved daughter died.
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Taber, that sounds fascinating! You must have an interesting life. Would you like to sit down and talk for a while? Dating is so difficult, don’t you think?
[QUOTE=fisha]
Taber, that sounds fascinating! You must have an interesting life. Would you like to sit down and talk for a while? Dating is so difficult, don’t you think?
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I have an interesting life, too. Wouldn’t you rather sit down and talk with me? Would you like to hear about the time I was on TV?
[QUOTE=Taber]
Sheesh, it’s less a party here, and more like a civil war, which reminds me of my days in the civil war, when I was courting a comely lass who owned a large cotton plantation. Unfortunately, she turned out to be a manipulative cheating hussy, so I left her when my beloved daughter died.
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Man, that sounds exhausting!
So, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go sit down in that recliner, way over there.
[QUOTE=Kat]
I have an interesting life, too. Wouldn’t you rather sit down and talk with me? Would you like to hear about the time I was on TV?
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Well…ok. I’m all about trying new things. Can I get you something to drink?
Look, I’m still not sure what’s going on here, but some of these comments are really uncalled for.
:: Circles the party and eyes Eureka suspiciously::
– – ??
Punishment! There will be punisment!
[QUOTE=Kat]
I have an interesting life, too. Wouldn’t you rather sit down and talk with me? Would you like to hear about the time I was on TV?
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Well, isn’t THAT special.
I was on TV, too.
Who cares?
[QUOTE=Eureka]
Just a minute, I have to go back out to my car and get a basket of pears and a pair of socks–my toes are cold, and I couldn’t carry the basket and the donuts at the same time.
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Pears, socks, and donuts? Just what kind of party is this, anyway?
[QUOTE=DiggitCamara]
Man, that sounds exhausting!
So, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go sit down in that recliner, way over there.
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If you think that’s exhausting, wait until you hear about my day.
Hey, nice recliner. I used to have one just like it.
[QUOTE=fisha]
Well…ok. I’m all about trying new things. Can I get you something to drink?
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Sure. I’d love a soda. I’m trying to give it up, actually, but this is a party, so I figured it’s okay.
[QUOTE=dotchan]
Well, isn’t THAT special.
I was on TV, too.
Who cares?
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Everybody, of course.
[QUOTE=fluiddruid]
Pears, socks, and donuts? Just what kind of party is this, anyway?
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I don’t know yet, since I just got here. But donuts are always fun to eat at a party. And I suppose pears are acceptable; I always see fruit trays at a lot of the parties I go to…have I mentioned that I go to a lot of parties? Well, I do. It’s a regular thing around here, and I’m always invited.
Now, the socks, well, yeah, that’s a puzzlement. But I’m sure fluiddruid will make sure to explain the socks thing to me, once she gets back.
Hey all, I’m here! Sorry I’m late!
squee!! Purplkid_caterer is here!!! Hello my little grapey friend!
Here is a question I like to ask to get to know my guests. Who would you say you admire most in the world and why?
[QUOTE=Kat]
Sure. I’d love a soda. I’m trying to give it up, actually, but this is a party, so I figured it’s okay.
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You know, you look kinda familiar. Have I seen you around here before? Maybe it’s the TV thing. Did you grow up around here?
lightingtool, I hear you. But if it works out in the end, it’ll be worth it.
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]
Hey all, I’m here! Sorry I’m late!
squee!! Purplkid_caterer is here!!! Hello my little grapey friend!
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Hey, ZipperJJ. You’re only a little later than I am, so you didn’t miss much of anything.
Mr. Webster 
[QUOTE=fisha]
You know, you look kinda familiar. Have I seen you around here before? Maybe it’s the TV thing. Did you grow up around here?
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You probably have. I’m just the kind of person that everyone notices. Yeah, I grew up here. Well not here, exactly, but in this area, you know. I moved up north for a few years, but ended up moving back and I’ve been here ever since.