Well, this one time, me and my friend were jonesin’ for some White Castle really bad. You would not believe the trouble we went through to get some. First some asshole steals our car, so we have to walk. We get to a stop light that must be broken, because it never changes. We cross the street, and believe it or not, we get busted for jay walking! Can you believe it? Who gets arrested for Jay walking? I swear, the cops must have rigged the light to do that to meet quota or something. We eventually escape, which is good because we had a giant stash of weed. Which we later used to mellow a cheetah into letting us ride it. That was one crazy night.
Did you know that during the Reagan administration, the U.S. Department of Agriculture tried to classify ketchup as a vegetable? Not to mention cottage cheese becoming the new meat. For obvious reasons this didn’t stick.
I had forgotten all about that ketchup as a vegetable thing! That chunky spicy Mexican stuff would be a much better condiment-as-vegetable, if you ask me.
Hello, Malacandra. Glad to see another guy show up, I was really starting to wonder. You know that whole, “Men are from Mars, women are form Venus thing,” what do you think about it?
I assume you mean salsa? Salsa and chips are great at any party. Just be sure to check the chips. The green ones can be harmful if consumed in large amounts. However, by large amounts, we’re talking 50 kajillion.
Hmm, good question. I don’t think I could ever pick just one person, for many reasons: do dead people count, what criteria do I use, and can you really put such admiration on a single, fallible human being?
Hey all I have to leave the party for a bit. I get to go to the Indians game this afternoon! Look for me on TV, I’ll be the one wearing red (ok…the Indians have asked ALL fans to wear red. But I’ll have it on nonetheless!)
