[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
Sheesh Kat, is there anything you aren’t good at? Taber, you have a lot of epic stories it seems. Tell me a funny story from your life
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A funny story you say?
Well, this one time, me and my friend were jonesin’ for some White Castle really bad. You would not believe the trouble we went through to get some. First some asshole steals our car, so we have to walk. We get to a stop light that must be broken, because it never changes. We cross the street, and believe it or not, we get busted for jay walking! Can you believe it? Who gets arrested for Jay walking? I swear, the cops must have rigged the light to do that to meet quota or something. We eventually escape, which is good because we had a giant stash of weed. Which we later used to mellow a cheetah into letting us ride it. That was one crazy night.
[QUOTE=Drain Bead]
Ronald Reagan. I think that was his name, anyway.
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Did you know that during the Reagan administration, the U.S. Department of Agriculture tried to classify ketchup as a vegetable? Not to mention cottage cheese becoming the new meat. For obvious reasons this didn’t stick.
[QUOTE=Eureka]
The donuts aren’t Krispy Kreme. They were made by my mother’s favorite small town donut baker. I’m sorry I didn’t bring enough donut holes for everyone.
Just a minute, I have to go back out to my car and get a basket of pears and a pair of socks–my toes are cold, and I couldn’t carry the basket and the donuts at the same time.
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[QUOTE=hocow]
Did you know that during the Reagan administration, the U.S. Department of Agriculture tried to classify ketchup as a vegetable? Not to mention cottage cheese becoming the new meat. For obvious reasons this didn’t stick.
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I had forgotten all about that ketchup as a vegetable thing! That chunky spicy Mexican stuff would be a much better condiment-as-vegetable, if you ask me.
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
No, he was tweaking people who are too busy tappin’ to moderate games that they started. I’ve no idea why.
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Hello, Malacandra. Glad to see another guy show up, I was really starting to wonder. You know that whole, “Men are from Mars, women are form Venus thing,” what do you think about it?
[QUOTE=Drain Bead]
I had forgotten all about that ketchup as a vegetable thing! That chunky spicy Mexican stuff would be a much better condiment-as-vegetable, if you ask me.
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I assume you mean salsa? Salsa and chips are great at any party. Just be sure to check the chips. The green ones can be harmful if consumed in large amounts. However, by large amounts, we’re talking 50 kajillion.
[QUOTE=fisha]
Hello, Malacandra. Glad to see another guy show up, I was really starting to wonder. You know that whole, “Men are from Mars, women are form Venus thing,” what do you think about it?
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Hey! There are other guys here!. Whatsa matter, we’re not good enough for you?
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
Here is a question I like to ask to get to know my guests. Who would you say you admire most in the world and why?
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Hmm, good question. I don’t think I could ever pick just one person, for many reasons: do dead people count, what criteria do I use, and can you really put such admiration on a single, fallible human being?
Hey all I have to leave the party for a bit. I get to go to the Indians game this afternoon! Look for me on TV, I’ll be the one wearing red (ok…the Indians have asked ALL fans to wear red. But I’ll have it on nonetheless!)
