Pushes open the door with one foot and tries to ease in.
I’m late? Sorry.
Stopped by QuikMart to buy some cool drinks, viands, a few grab-bags of sweets – things with a zing, y’know?
Then on the way down, had a run-in with a drunk driving a Jaguar XK who thought red was the new green. Gorgeous car, wrecked by a moment’s inattention. He’ll have more than a hangover tomorrow…
Well… maybe.
But, you see, it’s way over there. And I’m way over here. And right now I’m very comfortable. So, would you please bring me some of that punch?
Hey, it’s good to finally make it to the party. How’s everybody? Looks like a nice place. Sorry I’m late! It seems I went to the wrong house before I got here. Is it asking too much for people to have their house numbers big enough to see from the street?
Wait. You’re telling me to take it outside? You guys started this.
And now lobstermobster is yelling? What did I do to you?
I’m so confused.
Oh, and I suppose your house is all perfect, with 8 foot tall numbers on it, huh?
Anybody up for strip canasta?
Count me in** fachverwirrt.**
Anyone else? The more the merrier.
No, I’ve never seen that show. I understand Hugh Laurie’s pretty good in it, though.
Eureka must include a homophonous pair in every post. (Two words that sound the same but are spelled differently.)
mhaye must include every letter of the alphabet with each post.
and ZipperJJ’s obsessed with different colors?
Go Tribe!
Oh, and twickster, my dear, sometimes it helps conversation along if you answer other’s questions instead of asking them in every post.
Anyone else? Mind you, if it’s just fisha, I won’t complain.
FUCK! GODDAMN IT!
I can’t believe I did that. Holy shit.
I’m okay, guys. Just gotta shake that off.
Deal 'em, fachverwirrt.
Diomedes, I never thought white shoes were appropriate after Labor Day, but you look good in them. Would you like to play a little naked Canasta with us? It’s a great icebreaker.
I’m afraid I don’t know the rules, fisha, I’ll be happy to play if you could explain them…
However, these shoes are actually grey, I’m afraid. Thanks for the compliment, thoug.
HI SORRY I AM LATE, I CANT BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE 
HEY!!! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SAYING THAT?
It’s not a problem Mad. Hey, what is that you’re wearing?
Now that the small talk is over, and before I get naked, let’s cover the basics, shall we?
What kind of car do you drive? What is your income? How many kids do you have? Do you leave the seat up?
Most importantly, do you lose gracefully at cards?
And would either you or fachverwirrt like a drink?