Well, fisha, I intended for this party to be a nice mixer, I don’t really think this is the right venue for ** you to be hitting on everyone/ looking for a date.**
But I’d love a martini, if you’re swinging by the bar.
[QUOTE=fisha]
Now that the small talk is over, and before I get naked, let’s cover the basics, shall we?
What kind of car do you drive? What is your income? How many kids do you have? Do you leave the seat up?
Most importantly, do you lose gracefully at cards?
And would either you or fachverwirrt like a drink?
[/QUOTE]
Hmm. Naked and drunk? Give me a minute to think about it.
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine]
HI SORRY I AM LATE, I CANT BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE 
[/QUOTE]
:mad:
Yeesh, no need to shout, we can all hear you just fine.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
Here is a question I like to ask to get to know my guests. Who would you say you admire most in the world and why?
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JHC…UMM…I MEAN…(FERGET I SAID THAT)…BETTER LAY OFF THAT GIN I GUESS.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK THAT? WHAT AM I ? CHOPPED LIVER?
[QUOTE=dotchan]
:mad:
Yeesh, no need to shout, we can all hear you just fine.
[/QUOTE]
OH MY LITTLE DOTCHAN…IF ONLY THAT WERE TRUE.
BUT I AM GALD YOU HEAR ME.
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine]
JHC…UMM…I MEAN…(FERGET I SAID THAT)…BETTER LAY OFF THAT GIN I GUESS.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK THAT? WHAT AM I ? CHOPPED LIVER?
[/QUOTE]
Mad, can you keep your voice down a little? You’re alarming some of the guests…
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
perhaps you’d like to try my fruit punch. It doesn’t have any alcohol in it but its delicious
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WHERE DID YOU GET THE FRUIT TO MAKE THAT PUNCH?
[QUOTE=DiggitCamara]
Well… maybe.
But, you see, it’s way over there. And I’m way over here. And right now I’m very comfortable. So, would you please bring me some of that punch?
[/QUOTE]
YOU MAY PARTAKE OF ANY OF THE GOODIES OFFERED…BUT DO NOT DRINK THE PUNCH!
Okay, I’ll bite on the obvious here, Mad. You must POST IN ALL CAPS
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine]
OH MY LITTLE DOTCHAN…IF ONLY THAT WERE TRUE.
BUT I AM GALD YOU HEAR ME.
[/QUOTE]
LOL…GALD…I AM GALD YOU HEAR ME…I AM GALD YOU HEAR fills up gin…I AM GOD…I AM GOD YOU HEAR ME…SNERK
Are we allowed to post again after a Host guesses about a quirk, if IdleThoughts hasn’t confirmed it? 
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine]
OH MY LITTLE DOTCHAN…
[/QUOTE]
:dubious:
Since when was I yours?
And use your indoor voice already!
[QUOTE=twickster]
Are we allowed to post again after a Host guesses about a quirk, if IdleThoughts hasn’t confirmed it? 
[/QUOTE]
Only if you can tell me what two plus two equals, twix. 
[QUOTE=twickster]
Are we allowed to post again after a Host guesses about a quirk, if IdleThoughts hasn’t confirmed it?
[/QUOTE]
I don’t know and… well, I could look it up but… I’d rather let someone else go find out.
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Only if you can tell me what two plus two equals, twix.
[/QUOTE]
Is that a twick – er, trick – question? 
[QUOTE=twickster]
Are we allowed to post again after a Host guesses about a quirk, if IdleThoughts hasn’t confirmed it?
[/QUOTE]
In the first game guests were expected to maintain their posting quirks until our jocular host had evaluated the combatant’s hazarded answer and ruled yay or nay.
[QUOTE=MHaye]
In the first game guests were expected to maintain their posting quirks until our jocular host had evaluated the combatant’s hazarded answer and ruled yay or nay.
[/QUOTE]
Does anyone know where our jocular host (er, emcee?) is?
[QUOTE=MHaye]
In the first game guests were expected to maintain their posting quirks until our jocular host had evaluated the combatant’s hazarded answer and ruled yay or nay.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that’s my impression, too.
I would surmise that MadtheSwine is smoking crack, or perhaps popping pills, or even high on life.
[QUOTE=DiggitCamara]
I don’t know and… well, I could look it up but… I’d rather let someone else go find out.
[/QUOTE]
Diggit, aren’t you a little tired to be partygoing right now?