Okay, now that’s a topic. Right now I’m waffling between Orlando, from my favorite Shakespeare play, or my character from Starcraft 2. Tough call, really.
What’s the point?
You play Starcraft 2? Discount!
Because you need to act like a gentleman. Don’t make me tell your father about this.
Intergalactic Gladiator, I’m glad you could come. I think home insurance is unreasonably expensive, especially since I had the new locks and alarm system installed. Any suggestions?
Idle Thoughts, why is a mouse when it spins?
goes and taps a fresh keg
**Intergalactic – **Are you saying that because of your username, you get a discount?
I’m going to wear a skeleton costume.
I’m somewhat of a traditionalist, I guess. I will wear an old granny bonnet, though, just for weirdness’ sake.
twickster, these deviled eggs are mph delicious. I’ve always had a soft spot for these things.
You talkin’ to me?
Oh cool, our second host finally showed up. Took you rather a long time, didn’t it? When I host, I make darn sure I show up before the guests, not sauntering in at such a late hour.
I hate to brag or scold, but I’m something of an expert at organizing such gatherings – heck, I even make my own home open to other people’s parties, even if I’m not planning on attending! So if you need any advice just let me know.
For now, I’ll give you one small tip, totally gratis: When I host a get-together, I always make sure to offer more interesting snacks, rather than relying on others. I consider it particularly de rigeuer to include some desserts for those of us with a sweet tooth. Doesn’t matter what: strawberries, cheesecake, Ben & Jerry’s… anything along those lines would’ve been nice.
New locks? Discount! New alarm system? Discount!
You should call for a quote today.
choie, can you explain the appeal of your favourite Shakespeare play?
HardlySanguine, we have plenty of rum - should I mix you a Killer Zombie? 
Intergalactic Gladiator, that tuxedo is fabulous, it’s perfect for for the Red Carpet.
But WTF is your date wearing,
[stick finger down throat]
GAG, it looks like she was hatched from an egg
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Oh, good, I’m glad you’re enjoying them. Here, have some potato salad – my secret recipe. It’s German style – I enjoy it so much more than that nasty mayonnaise stuff.
What about my chocolate chip cookies? Are they chopped liver?
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand?
[oog]If you’d like to split the game off or change the title to reflect that the game is in progress, either is fine by me.[/oog]
Sure, why not? I’ve never had one before, sounds interesting
As you wish.
I can’t really say for sure. I saw a production of “As You Like It” at the Southwest Shakespeare Company (very convenient for me, I should mention) and was completely enamored of it.
Idle Thoughts, did you get a free bowl of soup with that hat?
notfrommensa – wait, were you just able to say all that with your finger down your throat? I must confess, I’m impressed. Can you do any other tricks? Fold a dollar bill into a unicorn, perhaps?
Friendly comments about my clothing? You get a discount!