Good morning, everyone! I hope I don’t regret listening to Chronos’s wheedling and not making you go to bed.
Intergalactic Gladiator – give me that apron, with a little seltzer water and some salt, we should be able to get the stain out.
Morning, twickster! It’s great to see you up and around, and your friendly comments are quite pleasant. But you might want to take your general greetings into a different room. Here we’re all about games. I think your remarks would fly better two flights down. Then again, I suspect you’d be more personally comfortable one flight up. I know I feel quite at home there.
Anyway, I realize I was a total dullard in my previous comments. To make up for it, how about I show off some card tricks? I could amaze and delight you all with my awesome prestidigitation! (Isn’t that an awesome word?)
Thanks, Twixter, you definitely get a discount!
Putting Cheetos in this sandwhich is so delicious, this is probably the yummiest thing I’ve ever done. It’s like I’m bundling the Cheetos and the sandwhich! And, as everybody knows, bundling is the best way to save on your insurance.
You would never catch me in bib-overalls and a straw hat like that wallflower in the corner. I am too busy thinking about my dresses on the Hollywood Squares.
Ugh, I hate mornings. My dad used to say I’d learn to like mornings but after all these years I’m still a night owl. Good thing there’s coffee. I’ll be back in a party mood after some caffeine.
Ugh, what is it with those pajamas, this is not a Toga party.
Rise and shine, everyone! If the sleepers have all awakened, we can get back into this party.
Are you sure this party is kosher?
Of course. Except for the shrimp cocktail platter…and the cheeseburgers…and the ham…But otherwise totally!
Has anyone seen either of our hosts? It seems to me – though of course I don’t want to be critical – that they’re not doing a very good job of holding up their end of things. Perhaps someone should remind them that this party is happening?
Until they get here, though, I think I’ll just tidy up a little – perhaps bring out some new snacks. Would anyone like a sandwich?
Oooh, snacks and sandwiches go together like rainbows and unicorns!
Ugh, don’t mention rainbows or unicorns to me. I don’t want to hear anything so…cheery.
- Puts some distance away from ** Mahaloth** *
Say, this is a neat spread of food we have here!
Sorry. I just got up. Yesterday was busy with so much going on to keep the party going with keeping the food and drink supply up, and making sure you were all entertained. Plus I didn’t expect such an eclectic group to show up. It’s been quite interesting to suss you all out.
After all:
When I invited Intergalactic Gladiator, I had no idea that it was the same person who played Flo, the Progressive Insurance pitchwoman.
And I had no idea that Chronos was so enamored with the cinema that he mentions movie titles every time he speaks.
And along similar lines, it’s obvious that Antinor1 is quite the animal lover, seeing as how he mentions an animal–even the fanstastical unicorn–every time he speaks.
And while on-duty cops aren’t usually a welcome sight at a party, I’m more than happy to make an exception for notfrommensa who simply represents the Fashion Police.
And I forgot you, twickster, it’s so nice to have a stereotypical 1950’s Housewife able to leave her abode and come join us all at this party. Sadly, if you’re going for a specific character, those old sitcoms are a bit before my time, and I never had any desire to watch the reruns.
Ahh, apropos everything here, I’m just looking over people’s quirks. Seriously, when will y’all…?
…dunno…guess? Hoopy? Malacandra? People? Romans? Xylocarps?
pinches Hoopy Frood’s cheeks
You got it, sweetie!
Apologies Frood! I spoke too wildly.
Boy I’m hungry. It’s lunch time at this party, isn’t it? To coin a phrase, I can has cheezburger, por favor?
(Luckily it’s not Passover! That’s the one time of year I keep kosher!)