A google?
Hemingway, check.
Faulkner, check.
Sorry, I was seriously engrossed in my milkshake for awhile.
[oog] Sorry, I have been crazy working [/oog]
1500
Okay, multiply 1500 times a google, and … no wait, that’s not right. Add 1500 to a google … ah, shit. Never mind.
grabs and mic and sings lustily “Round and round the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel, something something something something, pop goes the weasel!” [/singing]
Oh, oh, I haven’t missed all the karaoke! Fantastic!!
<belting painfully>AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU</belting>
Must you really sing that? That song normally sounds like the whinnies of a dying colt under the best of terms. Your voice only makes it sounds like it’s being sung by the cast of the second Gremlins movie… Hulk Hogan included. 
Hey, I’m thinking of ordering some Mexican, what kind of beans do you want with yours?
Frijoles negros for me, only! While voyaging through the deserts of Mexico, I became enamoured with the simple black beans favored by those Sons of the Aztecs.
What, did you think I’d say pinto? 
(scuffs toe in the dirt)
Um…Idle gave me a really, really hard quirk, and I have had a lot less free time than expected…
Could somebody sub in for me? hopeful smile
(And no, this isn’t a quirk containing post.)
Me! Me! PM me, please!
Yay!
Have I seen any good movies lately? Yes, I suppose. I liked Rear Window. That satisfied the voyeur in me.
FoS on Zoggie
If I asked you what’s your sign, would you think I was digging for Taurus?
because I think you have to include a car make or model in each of your posts
I don’t know cars, so there are a few posts I didn’t find one, but here goes
First of September?
First or Second?
First of Seven?
Fires of Somalia?
what does FoS stand for?
Sorry, buddy. I’m an Aries.
Unless I’m lying in which case, I might be a Gemini.
Milkshake’s gone!
Need more.
Sigh. I’m not sure why I should even be explaining this to you, but it’s Finger of Suspicion. It’s what we say when someone in Mafia is clearly a scum, like you know who.
Friends of Socrates? Fox often Sucks? French Onion Soup? Flip over Sundae? Flies over Syracuse? This is fun!
Is it my turn at karaoke again? Hmm, I’m liking the 80’s thing I had going…maybe the Bangles?
[singing] It’s just another manic Monday…wish it here Sunday…that’s my fun day. It’s just another manic Monday…[/singing]
Sits quietly in the corner with a faraway look, headphones on, occasionally guesturing as if playing an imaginary instrument.
Holy GIGA 20 Dump! What’s happened to Purplkid?
Yours are better than mine, I kind of got stuck on First.