Pass the Bran Flakes, please

[Guest-starring_Id]

Breitbart Declares War On Kellogg's After Cereal Maker Pulls Adverts From...

I release Breitbart is easy as targets get, but that is just too hilariously bonkers fucked-up to go un-coal-raked.
Colour me Frank Stallone, but if the following lipo discard doesn’t reek of the most screwed-up inverted horse-feces, my name’s Hamilton Jordan:

…For Kellogg’s, an American brand, to blacklist Breitbart News in order to placate left-wing totalitarians is a disgraceful act of cowardice. They insult our incredibly diverse staff and spit in the face of our 45,000,000 highly engaged, highly perceptive, highly loyal readers, many of whom are Kellogg’s customers. Boycotting Breitbart News for presenting mainstream American ideas is an act of discrimination and intense prejudice. If you serve Kellogg’s products to your family, you are serving up bigotry at your breakfast table.

• from Breitbart editor-in-chief and probably part-time cactus felcher Alexander Marlow

Dang - tried (unsuccessfully) to google “list of Breitbart sponsors” and was gonna post it, with wagers on who’ll f.o. next.
If anyone, more (somehow) diligent than yours truly, can conjure such a list, then that would be a very special, special thing.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Just curious: do a lot of 6 and 7 year olds peruse this Breitbart?

[Guest-starring_Id]

While I don’t have cites at hand, I’m sure there’s a few adults out there who like cereal too.

Even hooded ones.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

You mean it’s OK for someone in their 50s to eat Froot Loops?

All right!!! Walmart, here I come!

[ThelmaLou]

This could lead to a lot of constipation among conservatives. The thing is, how will we be able to tell?

[Guest-starring_Id]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

You mean it’s OK for someone in their 50s to eat Froot Loops?

All right!!! Walmart, here I come!

Totally.
Heard great reviews of the new improved ageist-free Special K.
Bonus!

@ThelmaLou

This could lead to a lot of constipation among conservatives. The thing is, how will we be able to tell?

Especially if Ex-Lax turns out to be a sponsor and then they pull out.

[wolfpup]

OTOH, a reduction in the excess of Froot Loops among this crowd might not be a bad thing.

[Steve_MB]

All of a sudden, I have a hankering for a big bowl of Rice Krispies…

[ThelmaLou]

@Steve_MB

All of a sudden, I have a hankering for a big bowl of Rice Krispies…

I want Froot Loops! I want to eat them right out of the box. Right now.

[Ike_Witt]

Poor Americans and your lack of Shreddies.

[GIGObuster]

@Eddie The Horrible

While I don’t have cites at hand, I’m sure there’s a few adults out there who like cereal too.

Even hooded ones.

Klan Krispies?

[Bryan_Ekers]

Brietbart promotes rrrrRAPE!

[Roderick_Femm]

@Ike_Witt

Poor Americans and your lack of Shreddies.

Wheat Chex. Of course, they’re not from Kellogg’s, but that didn’t seem the point of your post.

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@Ike_Witt

Poor Americans and your lack of Shreddies.

Wow - serious mind-blowage…Ha! No Shreddies in the ole U.S. of A.?

Yes, you Americans are indeed suffering The Privations of the Damned.

@Roderick_Femm

Wheat Chex. Of course, they’re not from Kellogg’s, but that didn’t seem the point of your post.

Aren’t Wheat Chex sugar-y as all get-out?
(which is the cool thing about Shreddies - not in the slightest)

From one of my earlier posts I’ve been stuck with the image in my head of a klansman in white sitting down to his bowl of Fruity Pebbles*.

*Not a Kelloggs product

[Ukulele_Ike]

Good alt-right Americans eat toast, sausage, and eggs!

So do I. How d’ya like 'em, alt-right America? Easy over or sunny side up?

[Guest-starring_Id]

@Ukulele_Ike

How d’ya like 'em, alt-right America? Easy over or sunny side up?

I think they just wanna make their eggs great again.

[Ike_Witt]

The weird thing is that Wheat Chex are NOTHING like Shreddies. The general ingredients are the same but the end products are nothing alike.

[ThelmaLou]

@Eddie The Horrible

…
Aren’t Wheat Chex sugar-y as all get-out?
(which is the cool thing about Shreddies - not in the slightest)
…

Wheat Chex are not sugar-coated. Some Chex cereals are sweetened, but not wheat, rice, or corn Chex.

An introduction to the Chex family: Chex Cereal Flavors | Rice, Corn & Wheat Chex

[aside] One of the very best snacks to make with Chex cereals is Party Mix. You toss one or more kinds of Chex cereals with some pretzels, nuts, butter, Worcestershire sauce, seasoned salt, garlic and onion powder. It’s flexible, and you can certainly add other stuff, but to me the original can’t be beat. Bake in a big roasting pan (aluminum throwaway is best). Man, is that stuff great! Can’t stop eating it! They sell pre-bagged Chex Mix, but it’s nothing like homemade Party Mix.

1952 Original Chex Party Mix

1/3 cup butter
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
2 cups Wheat Chex
2 cups Rice Chex
½ cup nuts (peanuts or mixed nuts)
¼ teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon garlic salt
1/8 teaspoon onion powder

Melt 1/3 cup butter in a shallow baking pan. Stir in 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce. Add 2 cups Wheat Chex, 2 cups Rice Chex, and ½ cup nuts. Sprinkle with ¼ teaspoon salt and 1/8 teaspoon garlic salt. Heat for 30 minutes in a 350 degree oven, stirring every 10 minutes. Keep a close eye on it. You want it toasty but not burnt. You may wing up baking it at only 250 degrees for 30 minutes, stirring every 10 minutes.) Don’t skip the Worcestershire sauce or the butter-- to me that combo gives it the characteristic flavor

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[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

@ThelmaLou

I want Froot Loops! I want to eat them right out of the box. Right now.

Well, just follow your nose.

[buddha_david]

I’m confused – does this mean Breitbart actually supports masturbation?