Just been to a cafe where one of the specials (on the chalkboard) was:
“Raspberry hotcakes with orange passion butter”
Is it just me or does “passion butter” sound WAY too much like a euphemism for semen to even consider putting it on your raspberry hotcakes?
Presumably it’s just shorthand for passionfruit butter.
You, sir, are a disgusting, disgusting person. I am shocked and appalled. You completely forgot that “raspberry hotcakes” are easily equated to breasts. Honestly, of all the golden comedic opportunities …
Hotcakes? What are hotcakes? I have a vague recollection of hearing the word during a 3rd-grade colonial history lesson, and I’m bewildered.
Hotcakes are pancakes.
If my passion butter was orange, I’d see a doctor.
Nah, you just need to stop eating Cheetos while you’re watching porn.
Am I the only one thinking of a marketing opportunity for The Passion of the Christ?
Still wouldn’t be one tenth as good as my favorite butter: cashew butter. My husband makes it for us as a special treat.
What a missed opportunity. They could sell bags of Christcorn with passion butter, with a big gulp cup of Crusifix Coke. The cups and bags could even show delightful appetite-killing torture scenes from the movie.
Hmm. Passion butter could be:
Sure you’re not thinking of hoecakes? Boy, talk about opportunities for double-entendre…
Passion butter, the same thing as what I’d call Granadilla honey probably…yummy.
I didn’t realise for years that what my Zimbabwean-born mother called “granadilla” was the same thing as what everyone else called “passion fruit”.
The butter is a similar texture to Lemon curd, but with the passionfruit seeds left in. It’s very sweet and tastes of passionfruit. If I’d seen it on a menu I’d have got it.
If I saw passion butter on a menu, I’d ask to see the animal that produced it.
Some folks use butter as a sexual lubricant, and that’s what I thought of when I saw the thread title.
butter as a sexual lubricant?
No!
It’s Parkay!
Aren’t the seeds a bit large? Plus, you can’t have a grandmother from Zimbabwe; yer in Ireland! Ow! Don’t hit so hard…
I think it is actual passion they’re talking about, only it’s level orange passion. If they’re *really * happy to see ya, the passion is red.
You got your Passion Butter in my chocolate.
No, you got your chocolate in my Passion Butter.