Passion Of The Christ sequel to begin filming next year

It’s going to be a comedy:

Dude, Where’s My M&Ms?

They fell through the holes in His hands.

I thought 1991’s The Rapture did. I know I was surprised at the ending.

Man, I thought I was the only one who saw that. Good little flick, unfairly overlooked now, lost in time.

The Book of Revelation. (I mean, I would actually watch a movie version of that for real, as long as it consisted of something other than St. John lying on a beach stoned out of his gourd…)

Will there be a scene where Jesus and Moses go golfing?

And Jesus shoots an 18.

That’s not what “Holy One” means! :smiley:

Any chance it’s a prequel?

Loved that movie. The writer/director, Michael Tolkin, has a surprisingly slim filmography, but his follow-up as a director, The New Age, is also a really fantastic and heady film.

I watched the first one, it gave me an undying (heh) hatred for Mel Gibson. Loathsome film.

However, Revelations would be a fun film, all CGI. Cast of infinite thousands, and some super-scary angels.

oh god, no!*

The Phantom Christian
Attack of the Jews
Revenge of the Satan

*sorry

There is a very brief indication of the Resurrection at the end, which I understand Gibson didn’t initially include.

There obviously is a follow up–the book of Acts exists. But not one that would seem to be in the same genre. Not unless maybe they’re going to show each of the disciples and apostles who died being tortured? (But, other than Stephen, none of those are in the Bible proper.)

I guess a Revelation movie could work as well. I’m so used to trilogies that I didn’t even consider that. You could get mileage out of depicting how gruesome that dream allegory is.

90% of the movie is complaints about Roman taxation, and trade disputes in the outer rim fertile crescent.

Totally unnecessary. They nailed it the first time

cue Life of Brian homage What have the Romans ever done for us?

Jesus didn’t have no pronouns!!!

The rest is pre-teen Jesus doing fine woodworking, lecturing the priests, and winning a chariot race.

Jesus is all pronouns.

Jesus is your pronoun, and every pronoun belongs to you through Him.

Prequel: His visit to Britain with Joseph of Arimathea. Action-packed encounters with Druid priests, Celtic and Pictish warriors, etc.
Theme song. Working title: “Johnny Christ.”

The Passion of the Christ II: Double Crossed.