Passion Of The Christ sequel to begin filming next year

And bringing clay birds to life, I think? I vaguely remember a story like that.

Look, Jesus said Jesus didn’t have no pronouns, and Jesus meant it!

We’re getting dangerously close to Marklar territory, here.

I wish someone would make a creative/funny movie about this!

The 2,000 year long traffic jam of the Christ.
“I’d come back, but these chariots aren’t moving.”

The Passion Of The Christ II: Next Time Use Bigger Nails.

For the win!

Don’t forget in the credits:
Jesus Christ will return
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You Only Come Twice

I thought they already made the sequel?

“I am he,” Jesus said.
-John 18:5

“I am they” would have been preferable, but way back then the Romans and Judeans weren’t yet fully hip to socially acceptable pronoun usage.

There’s also Jesus’s scourging of the TERFs:

When Jesus said, “I am he,” they drew back and fell to the ground.

Passion of the Christ II: The Second Coming.

Rated X.

They need to do research into a showcase of what Jesus would probably have worn, for historical authenticity. You know, The Fashion of The Christ.

“Son of The Son of God!”