You know, I’m really getting sick and tired of having to have a password to do damn near anything I want. Even better, is that almost all of them have to conform to a different format. So this password has to begin with a number, contain a vowel and be more than five characters long, but not more than eight characters long. Another password can be either letters or numbers, but it must be at least eight characters long. A third password must be at least six characters, contain letters and numbers, and at least one of the letters has to be capitalized. A fourth password has to be eight characters long and must contain letters and have either 42 or 53 as the fifth and sixth characters. A fifth password must be eight letters, but those letters can’t be combined in any way as to suggest any words in the English language. And on and on it goes.
So how the bloody fuck am I supposed to remember all these goddamn passwords??? I can’t! Of course, I could always write them down, but that’s a no-no, and if I lose the paper where I’ve written them all down, I’m fucked. I’m also fucked if someone finds the paper where I’ve written them all down on uses it to “steal my identity” :rolleyes:. (Take a look at the size of my bank account and you’ll quickly see that the odds of anyone wanting to steal my identity are as near as nothing as to make no odds.)
Not to mention the fact that I live alone and that no one has access to my PC. Period. Yet, I still have to jump through hoops and set up all kinds of convoluted passwords just to check my e-mail, sign on to the net, or what have you.
What’s brilliant about all of this is that at work, I have to use about six different programs, each one has a different password. Of course, management doesn’t expect us to remember all of them. Nope, we only have to remember our log-in password and our log-on ID (The password we set, it has to be changed on a monthly basis, and our log-in ID is simply our e-mail address.), if we have that, we can simply go to a page on our intra-net, type in our log-on ID along with our Social Security Number and the system will promptly display all of our passwords for us.
One day it hit me: You know, its pretty easy to get an employee’s SSN, I wonder if I sign on using my log-on and password, if I then go to the “Security Application Page” and type in another employee’s SSN and log-on ID, if it’ll show me their passwords? Naturally, I have to try this out. Sure enough, it spits out the passwords of the poor schmuck who’s log-on ID and SSN I typed in.
For awhile, I debated if I should inform management of what I’d discovered. I mean, with the information I now had, I could really get a way with murder. I’m not talking about the old “Superman III,” nope, that’s small time. I could screw around with the system in a such away that before anyone had an idea of what the hell I’d been up to (nevermind who I was or how I did it) I could: A.) Buy some tropical island with half naked women that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US and retire there at the ripe old age of thirty-five. B.) Finagle things so that I ended up owning the damn company. Or C.) Both.
Finally, my “better” nature prevailed (remind me to tell you about the time my “better” nature compelled me to return a $10,000 Rolex to its owner who hadn’t even noticed it was missing and never would have known what happened to it, if I hadn’t called him up and told him he’d lost it) and I sent an e-mail to the boss explaining to him exactly what I discovered. To date, his response has been:
(No, that’s not a mistake, I ain’t heard shit from him.)
So, apparently, the “powers that be” ain’t too fuckin’ worried about it. So why the hell should I be forced to?