You know, for all the crap he gets about taking rock music and making it boring, I always thought Love Is A Battlefield was a really good song.
I’m just hoping one day we’ll finally learn whether Pat is a man or a woman.
I think the reference was to Daniel Boone.
I’m ashamed to admit that is where I live…I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT when I saw he was the goddamn headliner :rolleyes:
He had a couple real hits with "Love Letters in the Sand " and “April Love” . He had limited range but a smooth and pleasant voice. He was apparently a good looker when he was young and that helped . Teenage girls gave him a lot more attention than his voice deserved.
Good looking, yes, but harmless. Parents could easily smile when their daughters swooned over Pat Boone, he was as threatening as cottage cheese and almost as spicy. Not like that rockabilly lout, Elvis.
Few people realize that Pat Boone and Dick Clark are actually the same person.
For younglings who may not know who Pat Boone was/is, but who have seen Dreamgirls, he’s kinda sorta in that. The movie’s fictional of course but the characters are all patterned after real people; the Dreamgirls and their manager are loosely based on The Supremes and Berry Gordy obviously, while Eddie Murphy is a composite of several performers- Ike Turner, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, James Brown, etc… In the movie Eddie Murphy’s character (Jimmy “Thunder” Early) has the hit (on the R&B charts) with Cadillac Car- a hard core sound for the time- then hears the almost unrecognizable emasculated acoustic version of the same song being sung by a white guy in beach attire.
That’s Pat Boone. He sang soulless versions of pre-Motown R&B hits, some '50s rock hits, etc., and usually sold far more copies than the original artist because grandmas in rocking chairs would buy them as well as teenagers. His biggest of this variety was probably Little Richard’s Tutti Frutti, but he did songs that had been recorded by Ike Turner, Elvis, and others with a Lawrence Welkified beat (or lack of). The music industry being even more notoriously corrupt then than now (which is saying something) many of the writers of these songs were completely screwed out of their royalties, so in addition to Mr. Whiteshoes selling millions with a bastardized version of their song, they didn’t see any money from it (which in fairness wasn’t Pat’s fault- it was the way the game was played).
Twenty years later he got into some trouble over an acne product he pitched in an early ancestor of an infomercial. (It wasn’t 30 minutes, but it did run 2 or 3 minutes- basically the marketers bought up the entire commercial break on afternoon TV.) He claimed his daughters had all benefitted from the product Acne Statin and he wholeheartedly endorsed it. It was later learned that the product at the time had almost no effect on acne nor had any of Pat’s daughters suffered from acne, and the FCC actually fined him a good bit of money. Since then it’s very rare for celebrities to personally endorse a product- they’ll be the celebrity spokesperson, but they rarely claim to use it themselves, and if they do they’re probably telling the truth.
More like porno movie name…
Just because it’s your name doesn’t mean you have to do it to every thread.
Saying “hate is hate” does not make you an A-hole, and neither does seeing a correlation between two separate terrorist attacks.
But why do you hate zombies?
What happened in Mumbai was a series of bombs being set off in public places. That’s a terrorist attack.
What happened in America was people saying they wanted to get married. That’s not a terrorist attack.
So there are no similarities and there is no correlation.
You resurrected this Zombie to provide THIS important information?!?!
Not bothering to do even the most cursory research before spewing bullshit like that does, though.
Jeez, I was sure this got posted in the wrong thread, but … crikeys!
Boyo Jim
Sexual Jihadist
Well shit… not sure exactly how that happened… I’m guessing I did a “new posts” search and read this and didn’t notice it was on there. Not sure how else I’d have got here- I hadn’t posted in the thread before.
Still… “Sexual Jihadists” does sound like a punk band name, don’t you think?
But the important question is: Is Pat Boone still an asshole?
I decided to attack this question scientifically, and by “scientifically” I mean: “I had five minutes and a Google connection.” I searched “Pat Boone asshole”, and got 157,000 results. This thread was the top link.
For comparison, I then did the same for some other people, both known assholes and people whom I had thought were generally well liked:
[QUOTE=Google]
Dean Smith asshole returns About 659,000 results
Bill O’reilly asshole returns About 245,000 results
Jon Stewart asshole returns About 371,000 results
Pope francis asshole returns About 216,000 results
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That last one was surprising, but it make sense. A lot of people have a beef with the Catholic Church, and he’s the face of it. “I know, everyone likes Neil Patrick Harris,” I said to myself.
[QUOTE=Google]
Neil Patrick Harris asshole returns About 368,000 results
[/QUOTE]
Not so much, I guess.
My faith in humanity shaken, I tried The Donald.
[QUOTE=Google]
Donald Trump asshole returns About 509,000 results
[/QUOTE]
Phew.
“Whom does everyone admire?” I wondered.
[QUOTE=Google]
Your Mom asshole returns About 7,660,000 results
[/QUOTE]
I really should have known better. I’m just glad I had safe search on.
I was desperate at this point. I tried one last name.
[QUOTE=Google]
Ned Flanders asshole returns About 54,300 results
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So the final tally is that Pat Boone is a bigger asshole than Ned Flanders, but a smaller one than your Mom.