Now, they’re “Is There A God?”, “The 7 God Prayers”, “God is not a sadist”, and “God Without Religion”. Beautiful, man, just beautiful.
I know it’s been said, but I for one am very glad to have this new addition to the boards. The Google ads give it what the French call “a certain I don’t know what”.
Because if you think Pat Robertson sucks, you think God and Christnity sucks, you commie, athiest anti-american scum.
At least, that’s the idea I’ve gotten from his supporters. Apparently they can’t seem to handle the concept that maybe Pat Robertson is an idiot who only thinks he’s speaking for God.
It is an abomination unto God, and they will burn in the pit of hell! Hallejuah! Pra–ise the Lo-rrd!
Butch? Is that you? Ohmigod, they got Butch! Shields up!
So Let me get this straight.
Voting out the school board members who want intelligent design taught in science class = Kicking out God.
Could you give me an inductive proof for this statment? I don’t see the connection.
I did read the quote.
Perhaps I should clarify, Pat is simply implying that his God was voted out. so don’t turn to his God for help in natural disasters. You probably would not consider Pat Robertson’s version of God your God, so you have nothing to worry about. He is stating a simple “fact” from his perspective based on his faith.
Why does God need an election?
Can we get it taught in Kansas? After all, we need to “teach the controversy”.
Because we live in a democracy and this is God’s Country. Duh.
Okay, seriously: what the fuck are you talking about? Are you saying Pat Robertson is a polytheist? 'Cause I’m pretty sure Pat believes that his god is the only God. Or is this more of that tired, “Well, you can’t blame him for being a miserable bigoted asshole, because it’s part of his religion,” bullshit? Sorry, but believing in God isn’t an excuse for being a piece of shit, or acting like a moron. Pat does both regularly. The possibility that he’s getting his marching orders from the divine doesn’t alter that.
Votes? In Florida one Mayor can ban Satan without breaking a sweat!
http://www.sptimes.com/2002/01/29/TampaBay/Inglis__Mayor_acted_a.shtml
Regarding Pat: the idiot did not get the message that obviously God is now in favor of gay rights:
In 1998 (Same year Pat posted the divine retribution against Orlando) the post-sandinista government of Nicaragua, not content on already passing more laws against sodomy, passed laws to the effect that it will not treat anybody with AIDS, even if they are paid up members of the National Health insurance program. While even then it was clear AIDS is not exclusively a gay disease, the prejudice that AIDS is a gay disease is still prevalent in Central America.
And what happened in 1998? Hurricane Mitch destroyed Nicaragua and Orlando just got some showers.
God is telling us something, but Pat is not listening. 
From the transcrips of the Falwell/Robertson 9/11 jerk off session:
JERRY FALWELL: And, I know that I’ll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way – all of them who have tried to secularize America – I point the finger in their face and say “you helped this happen.”
PAT ROBERTSON: Well, I totally concur, and the problem is we have adopted that agenda at the highest levels of our government. And so we’re responsible as a free society for what the top people do. And, the top people, of course, is the court system…
It’s not so bad Luci. I suddenly know what Taupe and Mauve are. Come along, and I’ll show you that Salmon looks nothing like what you’d see at the end of a line…
Mmmm, no, no thanks. But does this mean I can have all your power tools?
Actually, George Bush said a very close thing (in Pennsylvania, in fact) about politicians who challenge his presidency.
Of course how he defines “baseless attacks” is a bit different from how most people would.
I think a key tenant of FabulouS!** **Design Theory is that the universe came into fashion not through random and unguided ways but with the aid of gifted designers from Rome, Paris, London, Hong Kong and New York, thus accounting for such wonders as the wonderful “distressed casual” look of Ethiopia, the stark minimal but elegant simplicity of the Middle East, the tasteful gaudiness of the rain forests and the basic black of most caves and basic white of the polar caps.
Thanks for that, but I’m a bit puzzled as to why you posted it. Perhaps my post whooshed you. Or yours did me.
Isn’t God all powerful? Can’t he just arrange for all the “evolunists” to be eaten by chainsaw wielding monkeys or something?
And why does he need Robertson to talk for him? Is God so short handed? Can’t God come down and tell us himself what he wants? Or pull a Constatine and have a big cross made of fire hover over Dover for a couple days and nights?
That’s because he keeps moving in mysterious ways.
Well, I do wonder why God keeps throwining Hurricanes at the Red states. Even when he hit NO, he missed the sinful part(The Quarter).
Either God has really bad aim, God isn’t directing the hurricanes or God is trying to kill someone, but not those that Pat thinks he is.
Why does God need an erection?
Because as far as i can tell he has only had sex once and she was still a virgin afterwards.
What?