Fuck comparing Hitler and Bush, is Fenris worse than Hoe?
Hoe is just a pissant spouting racist nonsense and as such is very easy to ignore.
Fenris on the other hand posts vicious, teasing comments describing delicious food combinations on a day when I’ve had to skip lunch and breakfast, and have at least four hours till I can get something to eat. Bastard.
I had a fantastic sandwich at this little out-of-the-way spot Sunday. Goat cheese and pear slices on warm focaccia, with peasant garlic soup. DEE-lish.
And please don’t discourage Hoe. I’ve not had this much fun reading trollery in quite a while. Wonderfully sullen, misinformed, combative, and incoherent. This guy’s like a fine wine, I’m telling you!
I know…I know…that’s why I only addressed that post in a sarcastic, amused way to begin with. I honestly expected Hoe to come back and say
“GOTCHA! I was just playin’.
Ha ha! I’m not REALLY the dumbest motherfucker on the boards!”
Alas, he really was serious.
I think.
[sub]I know we’re not supposed to give them scraps, but the trolls are SO funny and silly, especially when they start flinging their own shit…[/sub]
Actually, the best cheese-fruit combo is feta cheese - preferably Bulgarian - and well-chilled chunks of watermelon. If you can wash it down with ouzo and ice water, even better.
You’re all going to hell! Hell, you hear me, hell!
I wonder if there’s anything edible in the stationary cupboard?
:rolleyes:
Of COURSE America invented cars. We also invented beer, built the Pyramids, and conquered the common cold.
Get yer frozen head outta yer frozen butt and wake up and smell the coffee (which America discovered). I dunno how long it takes for info to filter up to Ultima Thule or wherever you live, but this is old news, clog-boy.
Fenris
Ps: We also invented Hitler and Hoe.
Now, I must simply disagree. there is no way that the word ‘best’ and ‘feta’ belong in the same sentence.
Garcon! more wine!
Gary, if your country had a normal timezone (America invented time-zones!) instead of the Godless Socialist one that you’re in, you’d just be ready for breakfast right now! and thus, wouldn’t be hungry.
Don’t blame me for the fact that you’re not getting up in the middle of the night to start your day.
Fenris
Well, fine, but remember: us Yurpeeyuns invented America to begin with. Cause when we went there, there was, like, nothing substantial to be found. And then we introduced civilization and culture and shit.
And now the Americans are all grown up, and think their parents are soooo silly.
Pshaw.
Ungrateful little bastards.
Liar.
America invented itself as a result of an accident with a sperm bank and a time machine. (America invented banks and time-machines. Or will have invented time-machines)
Fenris
America did invent time machines, but it should be stressed that Lee Iaccoca was of European descent. 
More importantly, we know that the Dutch, specifically, were responsible for New York, and we all know how well that turned out.
Coldfire, I insist that you, personally, come back over here and fix it.
Right now.
And we all know that “Dutch treat” is not really a treat at all!!!
(bolding mine)
:eek:
:GASP:
Well, I NEVER!
Them’s fightin’ words, wring. You wanna piece o’ me?
Is is go-time?
Hey, hey, HEY!
We founded Nieuw Amsterdam, OK? It wasn’t until those crazy Limeys [sub]errrrrr[/sub] forced, yes, brutally forced [sub]yup, that’s the ticket![/sub] us to accept Suriname and twelve slightly aged geese as a fair trade for Nieuw Amsterdam, upon which the aforementioned cowardly Limeys renamed the fair city to New York, after some backward ugly town in Yorkshire. I mean, it’s not like it’s got the second biggest cathedral in Europe or something [sub]oh, fuck, it does![/sub], and besides, the English smell funny.
So, it all goes to show [sub]in the most coherent manner thinkable[/sub], don’t blame the Dutch for everything. Although in retrospect, the whole slave trading thing seems a tad over the top. But the Portuguese started it!
No one said anything about it, and I’m usually not one to make fun of anyone elses inability to spell ((being horrible at all things grammatical myself)), but…
“blind flag wafing populance”
…has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Thanks Hoe. 
Carry on then.
as long as the piece of you isn’t feta, it’ll be gouda enough. Cheesy kind of challenge, though, I note you’re already blue in the face. You’ll swiss you’d done it differently, if not cheddar. I’m not fondue of the feta at all, nor any of the goats varieties. I’d rather edam montery jack if you muenster know. 
Wring: Your whey-out argument is just silly. Why, I bet it’ll collapse like a house of curds.
Gruyere :mad: