Pathetic Pipsqueak Post Party for reaching 1024 Posts!

Go on. Post. Say something clever, or not. I’m so bored at work, that I’m actually initiating a post party thread, and it sickens me.

<sounds of retching into a bucket>

See what I made me do? Look at me, Look at me! I’m having a post party La La LA!!

I think my blood sugar may be low, or the pollen is pissing me off. Well, there’s a bottle of Glenlivet waiting at home, being guarded by Jack, the attack cat, he’s a crafty one.

Ok, is this bizarre enough yet?
If you post, I will reach through your speakers and smack you!!!

Grr.

<waits wearing a SHEG>

Hey cool! 1024 is one of my favorite numbers, being 2 to the 10th, and the number of bytes in a kilobyte.

I’m afraid I’ve run out of my daily alloted witticisms. You’ll have to take a rain check on that.

<thwack!!!>
so there!

Nice use of alliteration.

Byte me. :stuck_out_tongue:

[sub]Where’s my tie-dye?[/sub]

You wouldn’t hit a girl with glasses, would you?

Happy 1K, Wonko!

Black Knight <thwack!>
Mercutio <thwickity-thwack!>
Gunslinger <bickity-bam> I’m working on it- very busy lately
AudreyK <the kind of steely gaze that only a nun can give> wait, are they glasses of beer, or eye glasses? either way, no hitting! (if it’s coors lite all bets are off)
Cajun Man <confused, thankful look, then wanders away randomly> :slight_smile:

Anybody else? I’ve got a weird yardstick and I’m wearing a habit! A flourescent orange habit, with a penguin on my head!

Eyeglasses. But I can bring you some beer… your choice!

A weird yardstick, huh? Oh my… :wink:

Private joke. Sorry.

[homer simpson]
Hawaiian women offering me beer…
[/homer simpson]