Hey, how come no one threw me a 1000 posts party? 
Well cause… you know… um… well… it’s like… ummm… you know… ummm… well… we…
HEY LOOK OVER THERE! It’s a young nubile woman.
:Oldscratch runs off quickly:
Hey, no one ever threw me one, either.
I believe the correct phrase is “Hey, no one has thrown me one yet, either.” You are only allowed to use past tense when you’ve passed 1000. Last time I checked, you still had 994.
Euty, if you want a post party, host it yourself, like most of the rest of us have done.
If you want a big turnout for it, though, be sure to use either “penis” or “beer” in the thread title. If you want every single registered Doper to attend, use them both. 
mmmmmmmmm penis beer.
Says Euty
Me thinks you don’t deserve one, chum.
I really wanted to throw you a big party but I was afraid to, I heard through the grapevine that post partys were frowned on by the big shots and anyone caught wasting band-width on that kind of stupid shit would be castrated and fed to the dragons.
But since I’m already here … <opens a gallon jug of Virginias finest apple jack> …CONGRATS. Keep up the good work man. Here’s to your next thousand!
Happy 1062, Euty.
Is this page not loading properly for me? I don’t see the “member” bit below Persephone, Wolverine or thinksnow’s SNs.
<fake happy voice>Ooh, if it’s a MODERATOR’S post party, I’m there!!!</fake happy voice>
But we like you all wrinkly, Euty! And you might burn yourself and that would be all bad…
Oh. You said irony, not ironing. Huh. Carry on then.
::goes off in search of a penis beer::
And the crowd goes mild!
Because some of us pay attention to threads posted by moderators. And I for one am not going to be responsible for sniper fire.
Happy one thousand and sum odd Euty. I ain’t gonna get all whupped up and emotional, or I might fall out the winder and into the crowd. Ya know whut I mean…
U-R-2-CUTE
2-B-FR-GOTTEN!
Fine. You want a post party? Here’s your post party:
Good for you.
Not to worry…, I bought you a present!
::hands over cheaply wrapped package that seems to be hastily taped together::
Euty: “You shouldn’t have…”
::rips open box and pulls out tee-shirt that reads "I reached a 1000 posts and I got was this stupid shirt"::
Euty: “No, really…, you shouldn’t have.”
D’oh!
That should have read " I reached a 1000 posts and all I got was this stupid shirt".
It’s been a long morning.
and it seems to be getting longer.