Yep, that’s it. It took me 1 year and 2 months, but I did it without being too much of a knucklehead.
So bring forth the slaves! Feast on the exotic fruits and meats! Where the hell are the wenches with the drink?!?
Tripler
1,000 but I don’t feel a day over 356
Well, come-a-ty-yi-yippie-yippie-yay.
Congrats. I must say that the very best thing about your posts is the comment after you sign it. Those are usually good for a laugh or two.
Hope you get a thousand more, and now that I’m done kissing your ass, toss me a beer, would’ja?
Now get over yourself and go blow something up, will ya?
You are still wet behind the ears, a couple of thousand more and you might be up to par with the rest of us. Now where’s the bar?
The bar is over there to the left. 14 kegs of various brews. Just grab a stein, walk over, and pour yerself a cold one. Amn Doors, do I look like a waitress? Hell no. Go grab yerself a beer from that one over there. . .
Now where the hell are the dancing strippers? And who let that horse in here?!?
Tripler
It’s rough planning yer own party . . .
Someone requested a wench?
::Comes bearing Tripler a beer wearing an Empire style dress for maximum exposure of cleavage::
Your beer, sir.
::Curtseys deeply::
Good for you. 
To celebrate such a noteworthy accomplishment I have booked a table for you at the Rolling Pin…dig in and enjoy… 
Congrats, Tripler darling.
Now that you’re a member (!) of the Happy Fun Squad Protection Team, you have access to a number of Happy Fun Celebration Wenches.
Just call Turbo Dog, who manages The Happy Fun Schedule to book a party.
Elly
Happy 1k, Trip!
I’m at work so I’ll pass on the libations. But some wenches might be nice!
I think not. Unless you’re gonna send me a gun with that t-shirt.
Freakin’ newbies.
I come to pay my respects and grovel at your feet. Congrats!
Are there really gonna be dancing strippers?
I’m not gonna bow down, because the way I feel now, I’d topple over then you’d have FairyChatMom all over the floor - not a pretty sight. But I’ll acknowledge your somewhat above average mediocrity with a smile and a regal wave. And if you step a little closer, I’ll give you a chaste peck on the cheek…
Hot diggidy-damn! One grand, huh? I guess I’m going to have to come up with some special way to “entertain” you. Now the only question is… what would be the best way to go about it?
Congratulations, Tripler!
::runs clothed through thread::
[sub]Hey, don’t want to take attention away from the big guy:)[/sub]
I’m with tomndebb.
Don’t mind me. I’m just stalking Persephone around the boards.
[sub]But as long as I’m here anyway… Congratulations! boob flash[/sup]