Someone needs to sing this chicks letter to this melody. 
My gosh how long was she thinking about this? LMAO geez she came up with some zingers.
Yeah, she kinda looks like a loser, too, because many of them should have been a deal breaker by themselves, rather than waiting for 20 of them to pile up.
I didn’t read the article, just the list, but I have to wonder if he’s gay (and a loser (with a twist or redneck in there somewhere)).
Leather pants and one too many posters of Michael Phelps in a speedo. 
Yeah she was making a not too subtle point.
I was just looking at it again and saw that it said “Your Taz tattoo”. I read that as “Your Ta2 tattoo” and I was thinking “did he really get a tattoo that says ‘Ta2’?”
da PLANE!
LOL. Quite a list.
But such a cool song. One of a handful of songs I remember where I was when I first heard it, in this case, on a bus (school ski trip) back in 1975. It’s very rappy. And I hate rap. 
But I digress. Along the same lines, The Most Efficient Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover: Adieu, Boo - Bolt, Walt - Buzz, Buzz - Dust, Just - Hike, Mike - Quit, Brit - Scram, Sam - Skim, Akim - Skip, Chip - Split, Kit - etc. You get the idea.
What gay man with leather pants would wear sweatpants to a funeral? Puh-LEASE!
Maybe the leather pants have the ass cut out. That’s just not funeral appropriate. Or maybe he just wasn’t feeling sexy that day.
This is my favorite solo song by Paul Simon. Such clever lyrics. You just slip out the back, Jack. 
Sounds like some of the put downs we came up with in high school.
just stab her in the eye, Guy
stomp on her head, Jed
pop a cap in her azz, Taz
and set yourself free
Push her off a cliff…Cliff.
This song figured prominently in an episode of the HBO sitcom VEEP. Selina (Julia Louis Dreyfuss) sings a parody of it that goes viral and offends, well, everybody, even though it’s pretty lame. The song’s been stuck in my head ever since.
I remember the Jackson 5 doing a really good cover of it on their TV show at the time.
Maa-aaa-aah
Bolt, Walt? Those don’t rhyme.
Yeah, I noticed that. 
Bolt, dolt works.
But who names their kid “Dolt”? Holt, maybe?
True. I was thinking more along the lines of an insult, than a given name.
Bolt, Colt.
That song is just begging for a parody 50 ways to meet your mother. Maybe for the series finale.