Dave Matthews: has a tail.
Yeah, I’ll have to go with Scientology connections. Once I hear a famous person identified with it, they are tainted for life.
Matthew Perry: has a third nipple.
I can’t hear about Fergie without thinking about how she peed herself on stage. It’s true.
I had heard that Joe Cocker was so wasted once that he pooped himself on stage. I doubt it’s true but that comes to mind whenever I hear about him.
Not first hand but first ear… I heard her admit to the lack of panties on an early episode of The View.
Michael Richards: even watching Seinfeld that deranged N-word rant comes to mind (mainly because I can sort of imagine Kramer doing the same thing).
I’m with River Hippie and Sampiro on all the Scientology people.
Robert Mitchum - busted for pot
Mary Pickford - Pickfair (I don’t know why, but that’s the first thing that always comes to mind)
Tara Reid - drunken party girl
Nick Nolte - worst mug shot ever!
Heather Locklear - best mug shot ever!
How about people who are automatically associated with someone else (spouse or otherwise)?
Paul Newman - Joanne Woodward
Joanne Woodward - Paul Newman
Ben Affleck - Matt Damon
Matt Damon - Ben Affleck
THIS is what I’ll think about every time I hear his name from now on. Harvey Keitel uses a dick double. Pass it on!!
Yo! That’ll be your eyeworm. 
Marianne Faithful and Mars bars…
Paris Hilton - CRABS.
…oh, and how could I forget Linda “Projectile Vomit” Blair?
Chuck Berry - cameras in lady’s toilets. Nasty piece of work.
Tara Reid - Frankennipple
Paris Hilton - sex tape, valtrex, bawling on the way to jail
Britney Spears - You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl
Stephen Pearcy (Ratt frontman) stuffs his spandex
Diana Ross - Crazy, entitled diva
Barbara Streissand - Crazy, entitled diva & lousy tipper
Bobby Brown - Crackhead
Whitney Houston - Crackhead, Bobby Brown’s punching bag
Amy Winehouse - out of control junkie, crackhead, tweaker, drunk. Wasted her looks and talent
Jackson Browne - beat up Daryl Hannah. (Don’t even know if it’s true and, who in the hell names a girl Daryl?
Okay…I never heard this one…'splain, Lucy.
Bill Wyman, Jimmy Page, Ted Nugent, Jerry Lee Lewis, and some other rock stars I’m forgetting at the moment that had open relationships with girls that were WAY too young.
[Robin Williams]
Rich people do not get “the crabs”, they get “the lobsters”!
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Speaking of Robin Williams:
The bill for the debt for all those drugs and alcohol from the past just came up.
Okay, that’s just fucking hilarious! I never heard it before, but I’ll never forget it.