Pearls Before Swine 12/21/07

12/21/07
Where can Pastis go from here? Good gad. :slight_smile:

Well, Zeeba will either get the leg back with no explanation, like the way Kenny from South Park always comes back from death. Or he’ll hobble around on crutches for eternity.

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Well, Zeeba will either get the leg back with no explanation, like the way Kenny from South Park always comes back from death. Or he’ll hobble around on crutches for eternity.
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That isn’t Zebra - that’s Zebra’s uncle, who we thought was killed yesterday…I think…

Eh. Doonesbury has turned longtime characters into amputees. Not that Pearls is in the same league.

Sailboat

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That isn’t Zebra - that’s Zebra’s uncle, who we thought was killed yesterday…I think…
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Yes, he was too fat for the Croc to drag off, so he whacked off and KFCed Uncle Peter’s leg.

I took it that he ordered KFC for everyone else after eating Zeeba Uncle’s leg himself.

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Eh. Doonesbury has turned longtime characters into amputees. Not that Pearls is in the same league.

Sailboat
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True. Pearls is so much funnier than Trudeau’s tired, embittered, former 60’s radical strips that they aren’t in the same league.

I thought it would have been funnier if he’d killed the Uncle and ate him.

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That isn’t Zebra - that’s Zebra’s uncle, who we thought was killed yesterday…I think…
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zeeba all look alike to me.

Pastis has killed off several of the crocs before, so he’s not breaking new ground with this. It’s a brutal strip, and creatures kill each other now and then. Even the guard duck has offed a few of the neighbors.

Yeah, at least one croc got eaten by the lions in the last month or so.

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I thought it would have been funnier if he’d killed the Uncle and ate him.
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True dat.

It’s not like we ever met the zeeba before.

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True. Pearls is so much funnier than Trudeau’s tired, embittered, former 60’s radical strips that they aren’t in the same league.
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Word. Doonesbury would be much improved by some of the characters killing and/or eating other characters. So would Family Circus and Beetle Bailey, for that matter.

Yeah, Uncle Zebra is new, anyway. We never saw him before this week. I doubt he’ll show up much again. He’s basically a red-shirt disposable character.

Now, the big question is whether he’s zebra-girl’s uncle by blood or uncle by gay marriage. I don’t think we’ve ever seen an adult female zebra in the strip…I mean, who knew Zebra was a chubby-chaser, ya know?

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Word. Doonesbury would be much improved by some of the characters killing and/or eating other characters. So would Family Circus and Beetle Bailey, for that matter.
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“Family Circus” is “Children of the Corn” when the giant extra-dimensional circular lens isn’t on them…

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Word. Doonesbury would be much improved by some of the characters killing and/or eating other characters. So would Family Circus and Beetle Bailey, for that matter.
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From the way the Pattersons eat, I’m surprised none of the characters have disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

Today’s strip: Pies supposedly baked for tomorrow’s (?) Christmas dinner. Many Foobwatchers wish the main dish at the feast would be Anthony Caine’s pasty white flesh. But we fear a holiday proposal.

From “the old days”…

And–didn’t the crocs capture Jeffy from Family Circus? He survived.

(Although I never thought Doonesbury’s creator was an embittered 60’s radical. He’s a well-off Yalie with liberal tendencies who’s just gotten richer & more successful. The Pulitzer, the 20 year plus marriage…)

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Word. Doonesbury would be much improved by some of the characters killing and/or eating other characters. So would Family Circus and Beetle Bailey, for that matter.
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Oh yes, they would!

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Now, the big question is whether he’s zebra-girl’s uncle by blood or uncle by gay marriage.
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I posted that question when I noticed they were both wearing ties.
If it weren’t for the girl zebra, I’d say they don’t reproduce, but recruit.

Given Pastis ability to recruit characters from other comic strips, I wonder if someone from Doonesbury will show up for an amputee scene.

Thudlow Boink:

Eh, he’ll settle down around January 21, 2009 or thereabouts. Like most liberal humorists, George W. Bush kills his sense of humor worse than any other president ever did - I have no idea why. W turns him into Mallard Fillmore, left version.

I thought Trudeau peaked around the Nixon/Ford era.

I admit that this impression may be because at that time I was still young enough to give a damn about politics and changing the world…