Does anyone really use those Penis-Windows in guy’s underwear?
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Fellas if you need help, use ginseng.
–Wyclef Jean
Absolutely not. It just seems so lazy to me, I can never bring myself to do it.
*“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller
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Hey Demo?
Need a beer?
No, thanks, I have one. Can’t you tell?
I just thought you might need another…
Let me know if you need another.
And as a woman, I think it would be TOO funny to walk in the bathroom and see a guy have his tallywacker sticking out of his undies, even if that may be the purpose.
That’s like sex with your socks on < giggle >
Back when I wore briefs, never. That was WAY too big (operative word here 
) a hassle. Now that I’ve discovered the freedom of boxers (ahhh… the freedom… ), I do on occasion. It depends on how I’m dressed. If my shirt is tucked in, the window will open (don’t wanna have to re-tuck). If my shirt is not tucked in, the window stays shut.
Hey techchick… how come you didn’t answer the question? 
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
All the time. WEll, not in underwear, in boxers. I just pull down my fly, whip it out, and piss all over that urinal shit. I, like, fuck that shit UP, yo!
Actually, yes, I do. I always wear a belt, and I’m lazy, so I just use the fly on both pants and boxers and save a buttload of time. I mean, like, a full ANUS of time. Say you were shitting, right? And instead of shit, it was time, okay? So, like, you just ate a whole bunch of prunes, and you’ve been holding it for an hour. Okay? That’s how much time you’d save.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
LOL Steve,
I don’t own any of those window underwear, although I have seen them in the Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalog…soemthing about wearing underwear with a “window” seems useless…a woman might as well go pantiless.
hehe
Hey, shit, I use that thing all the time.
(This topic has been done, by the way, but I am too lazy to look it up.)
So if you read this it’s not deja vu.
Anyway, my fundies (boxer briefs from Structure…the best!) have a couple o’ nifty buttons on the front that allow me to piss without untucking my shirt and unbuttoning and unbuckling and all that shit without bending my wang into a Z shape.
It’s very handy especially in my line of work… see “I have to piss like a racehorse” thread.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Are you talking about jockey shorts with the overlapping flaps? A guy could dislocate his willy trying to snake it through there. I wear knit boxers from Target, they have a plain fly front with a single button. A veritable picture window instead of a porthole.
Are you saying that you tuck your shirt into your underpants???
That’s weird!
Oh, man… that’s rich comming from you Mr. “Pacific Time Zone”. (Callin’ me weird). I suppose you “Pacific Time Zone”‘rs tuck your shirt into your socks? Yeah… buncha’ freaks… (Callin’ me wierd)… (Pfta)
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
heheh Stevie. Actually, I am curious if people tuck their shirts into their underwear as well. I saw someone doing this in basic training(when I was in the Army) once. It seemed like it would be very uncomfortable.
Actually, it sounds as if it may be a tad too comfortable. I would imagine that your shirt would tend to move around during the day alot more than would your underwear. Hmmmm… perhaps I’ll give it a whirl tomorrow.
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
I have sex with the window open.
Yeah, that may be true, but going by your name, it sounds like you leave the screen on.
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
Right-o, Steve-o
Happy to not be a virgin!
I would use mine, but I’m too well endowed to fit through that little slot.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Who knew that a bunch of guys (and techchick) could get so…er…passionate about a little flap!
You know what really scares me? I have a pajama which is a one-piece long john design. What the hell is up with the ass-window? Would you ever risk crapping on your PJs rather than just take them off? ick.
The butt-flap hearkens back to a time when people pooped in unheated outhouses. Now it is just sorta traditional.
And I have been wondering about that pee-hole thing for years. Every guy I have ever asked says that he does not use the pee-hole on brief-style underpants because it is impossibe to get his pee-er out through the overlapping flaps without pain.
If this is so, why do they make them this way?
My husband says that the overlap of the flaps keeps the penis from popping out. But, if this was the only purpose, why wouldn’t they just make the briefs flat-fronted like women’s undies? It would save costs to do it that way.
BTW, he says he just pulls the front of his undies, whatever style, down when he pees. So, he doesn’t use the penis-window at all. The only exception is when he is in his drysuit. A drysuit is a real pain to hat into and out of, so when he has to pee, he has to open the “relief zipper” on the front, and get his penis out however he can manage it–often through the penis-window. I have never observed him actually doing this, though…