Well Ladies, at certain times. . . um, . . . okay, sometimes when a guy . . . um, . . .
Aw shit, I can’t write this without cracking myself up. Somebody else is gonna have to do this, I’m laughing too hard to type.
Dr. Watson
I’m also laughing out loud here… Sealemon, you’ve really fired this thread up now 
OK, ladies. Since I am already known as the SDMB Degenerate, I might as well explain this.
Right after sex (this is just one of the possible occasions, but it is the most prominent for me), a lot of men get an extremely strong urge to pee. I’ll leave the biological details to the experts, but it is just true, OK?
Two problems arise:
- Urinating with a non-flacid penis is nearly impossible anyway, in the sense that very little urine will come out, even if there IS a big urge;
- The natural non-flacid position of the penis is such, that urinating will almost certainly lead to massive bathroom soiling, UNLESS one assumes the position our good friend Sealemon so aptly described.
Dammit, I’m still laughing over here 
Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
OOOooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!
Coldy, thanks for the info. You learn something new every day!
<eyebrows raised almost to the ceiling, purplebear suddenly realizes that this explains why her…oh, dear…> :o
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Uhm… wait…
Guys? This wasn’t by any chance one of the secrets we’re NOT supposed to reveal? Am I going to get excommunicated for this?
Ah. Thank you for explaining.
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Bwahahahahahahahahahah!
This guy I worked with couldn’t be bothered to walk the 20 yards to the bathroom on nightshifts, so he’d just pee in a paper cup and through it out of the [second floor] window. That was until there was this security guard outside and … oh, use your imagination.
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As an interesting addition to this post:
My 4 year old nephew was witnessed wetting down a hydrant at the corner of his street this weekend (Good strong stream, a virtual paint-stripper). When confronted he simply stated that “Heidi (the dog) does it. So can I”
Thank god he didn’t say something about seeing his uncle Germ Boy in a similar situation. I advised him to move to a less conspicuous location.
Ah, boys…
Boys, you’ve completely forgotten the “superman” position. Works just as well, although the mount/dismount can be tricky.
–Tim
You can’t accidently create a handicapped baby whilst smoking pot. - Coldfire