Suspending all constitutional and logistical considerations for a moment, who would win in a presidential race today. Delicious, wonderful marshmallow Peeps or former president George W Bush?
Who else do you think should run against Peeps?
I think the peeps would be seen by many as too elitist and intellectual, and not the sort of marshmallow treat you could enjoy having a beer with.
We’ll just have to make sure a few pictures like these get “leaked” to the public showing that peeps know how to have a good time!!!
So is it the yellow ones that are gay?
The Peeps can neither confirm nor deny this speculation at this time.
I just don’t see why we have to change our traditional views and threaten the sacred institution of candy.
Personally, after witnessing the blatant roasting of their kin, I would vote for any Peep that is still unroasted and consumed. Peep for POTUS!
But not the yellow ones.
Those are subversives.
Green is acceptable, blue is better, but pink rules.
That is what my grandchildren say and they are experts at peeps.
This is true, but not the whole story. Let’s remember that yellow peeps were the original. For years, that was all you could find. Now? Blue, Pink, Purple, Green, etc have taken over. It’s time for yellow peeps to stand up and take this country back from the brightly-colored non-yellow hordes!
Put each candidate in a microwave oven. The first to explode wins.
You’d want Peeps that are at least 35 years old, so… I guess the question is, how would you tell?
At that age they’ve been hardened by many years of experience.
I thought the pink peeps were gay?
Not that it matters, of course. I don’t care about my elected officials’ private lives, as long as it’s between consenting adults.
Reminds me of a Doonesbury strip from sometime during the Watergate days, when a pollster asks someone whether, if the election were being held today, they’d vote for Richard Nixon or the Easter bunny.
Call me a racist if you wish, but I hate marshmallows! No freaking way I’d vote for one!:mad:
I suggest we microwave both and declare whichever is most awesome the winner.
-note: I do not actually condone placing any person inside a microwave oven.
If we’re talking 35-year-old Peeps, well, Bush lost against a pretzel, no way he could beat a Peep.
Let Angela Merkel eat both of them, whichever one she doesn’t throw up wins!
When the microwave emits pink smoke, you’ve elected a new Peep.
Oh, what’s all this then? A potpourri of Popery? You’ve broken a cardinal rule…
I can’t commit to the Peep ticket without knowing who the Peep Veep will be.
I, for one, and Dopinevitably, welcome our new marshmallow overlords.