LOL:p
HA!!
I bet stuff I scraped off the bottom of my shoes could win and election against Dubya. People still hate him.
Even if Dubya weren’t disqualified under the 22nd Amendment from serving another term, I would think long and hard before voting for him over soft, fluffy, adorably delicious Peeps. The candy critters, at least, couldn’t get us into two wars and the worst economy since the Depression.
As a very wise man of impeccable intellect said once,
“Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, can’t fool me again.”
That there word, “impeccable”? Means “about as smart as a peccary”? Or smarter?