Parm is a little heavy for this weather.
How about grilled penguin in a light lemon-butter sauce?
That would be lovely. I’ll bring the wine. 
Meeks is going to kill us.
May i suggest Penguin Bay ?
So after the accident, did they send out the black and whites?
… and they said penguins couldn’t fly.
Oh… that’s baaaaaad.
I picture the penguins in the ditch muttering to each other “man, this zoo sucks!”
Notice that they do not so much fly as…plummet.
:joins Ex and Drae on bus:
They cannot fly, as they must wish for wings that work…
“They liked the zoo so much that tomorrow I’m taking them to the ballgame!”
Surely if you hit it with a vehicle, it’d be penguin au van.
Nope, I’m thinking penquin pancakes. Some nice warm cherry sauce and whipped cream…
Save a seat for me on the bus.
As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.
I’d serve penguin shusi, on ice.
Or penguin vandaloo.
And the penguin would no doubt appreciate being served sushi, on ice – it’ll remind him of home.
Or perhaps penguin au vin number.
I almost posted that. But your version is less cumbersome than mine was to be.
Would you serve penguinetti with red or white sauce?
White sauce with shrimp. It’s to krill for.
There’s a much dirtier version of this joke. Trust me, the guy isn’t worried about merely running the nun/penguin over.
Somehow, this seems oddly appropriate here…
http://www.freeonlinegames.com/play/142.html