Parm is a little heavy for this weather.
How about grilled penguin in a light lemon-butter sauce?
[QUOTE=Exgineer]
How about grilled penguin in a light lemon-butter sauce?
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That would be lovely. I’ll bring the wine. 
Meeks is going to kill us.
So after the accident, did they send out the black and whites?
… and they said penguins couldn’t fly.
[QUOTE=runner pat]
What does a penguin get when he crosses the road?
Halfway.
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Oh… that’s baaaaaad.
I picture the penguins in the ditch muttering to each other “man, this zoo sucks!”
[QUOTE=lieu]
… and they said penguins couldn’t fly.
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Notice that they do not so much fly as…plummet.
:joins Ex and Drae on bus:
[QUOTE=lieu]
… and they said penguins couldn’t fly.
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They cannot fly, as they must wish for wings that work…
“They liked the zoo so much that tomorrow I’m taking them to the ballgame!”
[QUOTE=Exgineer]
How about grilled penguin in a light lemon-butter sauce?
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Surely if you hit it with a vehicle, it’d be penguin au van.
[QUOTE=Smeghead]
Surely if you hit it with a vehicle, it’d be penguin au van.
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Nope, I’m thinking penquin pancakes. Some nice warm cherry sauce and whipped cream…
Save a seat for me on the bus.
[QUOTE=lieu]
… and they said penguins couldn’t fly.
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As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.
I’d serve penguin shusi, on ice.
[QUOTE=Smeghead]
Surely if you hit it with a vehicle, it’d be penguin au van.
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Or penguin vandaloo.
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.
I’d serve penguin shusi, on ice.
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And the penguin would no doubt appreciate being served sushi, on ice – it’ll remind him of home.
[QUOTE=Smeghead]
Surely if you hit it with a vehicle, it’d be penguin au van.
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Or perhaps penguin au vin number.
[QUOTE=Chefguy]
Or perhaps penguin au vin number.
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I almost posted that. But your version is less cumbersome than mine was to be.
Would you serve penguinetti with red or white sauce?
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Would you serve penguinetti with red or white sauce?
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White sauce with shrimp. It’s to krill for.
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
A drunk walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ‘How tall is a penguin?’ The bartender tells him about three feet.
‘Thank god! I thought I ran over a nun!’
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There’s a much dirtier version of this joke. Trust me, the guy isn’t worried about merely running the nun/penguin over.
Somehow, this seems oddly appropriate here…
http://www.freeonlinegames.com/play/142.html