They taste like chicken.
I like the pic the Startle-Gram had, of a woman walking around with a penguin under her arm. I’m not sure if she’s about to swat it for the escape attempt.
“Bad penguin! Bad!”
I hesitate to single out any particular post for acclaim here, but this:
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I picture the penguins in the ditch muttering to each other “man, this zoo sucks!”
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struck me as hilarious.
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I like the pic the Startle-Gram had, of a woman walking around with a penguin under her arm. I’m not sure if she’s about to swat it for the escape attempt.
“Bad penguin! Bad!”
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He he he. That’s how it looked to me too. Oh and the line “Bad penguin! Bad!” just cracks me up. Thanks. 
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What, no penguin jerky?
Penguin Best-Seller list:
1. The Car Bumpers of August
2. Volvo Shrugged
3. To Raspberry A Mockingbird
The dangers of reading hentai while driving.
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Parm is a little heavy for this weather.
How about grilled penguin in a light lemon-butter sauce?
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For other tasty suggestions might I recommend The Penguin Recipe Page
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I hesitate to single out any particular post for acclaim here, but this:
struck me as hilarious.
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:o aw, shucks…
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For other tasty suggestions might I recommend The Penguin Recipe Page
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But they don’t have a recipe for penguini Alfredo!
Did the penguins have AFLAC to cover any expenses not covered by their regular insurance? I mean, I am sure they barely make ends meet as is, but a car accident can really set a decent, hard working penguin back.
Can you imagine being the first cops on the scene?