Penguins die in crash, octopus uninjured

[fisha]

They taste like chicken.

[rjk]

I like the pic the Startle-Gram had, of a woman walking around with a penguin under her arm. I’m not sure if she’s about to swat it for the escape attempt.

“Bad penguin! Bad!”

[Exgineer]

I hesitate to single out any particular post for acclaim here, but this:

@IvoryTowerDenizen

I picture the penguins in the ditch muttering to each other “man, this zoo sucks!”

struck me as hilarious.

[Lord_Il_Palazzo]

@rjk

I like the pic the Startle-Gram had, of a woman walking around with a penguin under her arm. I’m not sure if she’s about to swat it for the escape attempt.

“Bad penguin! Bad!”

He he he. That’s how it looked to me too. Oh and the line “Bad penguin! Bad!” just cracks me up. Thanks.

[Lord_Il_Palazzo]

@Google Ad

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What, no penguin jerky?

[lieu]

Penguin Best-Seller list:

1. The Car Bumpers of August
2. Volvo Shrugged
3. To Raspberry A Mockingbird

[cmkeller]

The dangers of reading hentai while driving.

[Nature_s_Call]

@Exgineer

Parm is a little heavy for this weather.

How about grilled penguin in a light lemon-butter sauce?

For other tasty suggestions might I recommend The Penguin Recipe Page

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Exgineer

I hesitate to single out any particular post for acclaim here, but this:
struck me as hilarious.

:o aw, shucks…

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Nature's Call

For other tasty suggestions might I recommend The Penguin Recipe Page

But they don’t have a recipe for penguini Alfredo!

[934spe]

Did the penguins have AFLAC to cover any expenses not covered by their regular insurance? I mean, I am sure they barely make ends meet as is, but a car accident can really set a decent, hard working penguin back.
Can you imagine being the first cops on the scene?