Penguins

[The_King_of_Soup]

I once saw a mob of flatulent penguins attacking Bob Saget’s groin.

Funny? A little, but it was more of a spiritual experience.

[ouryL]

You think penquins are funny,
wait until three of them chase you.

[Omniscient]

@ouryL

You think penquins are funny,
wait until three of them chase you.

Hehehehe…are they waddling and hopping or are the bellyslding?

[CynicalGabe]

@Omniscient

Hehehehe…are they waddling and hopping or are the bellyslding?

[Marla Singer]
Slide.
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[Shirley_Ujest]

If you are into penguins you pervs

Then here you go!

Flying Penguins!

Penguin Pile Up!

Give up the Fish

Mr. Penguin Hat
More penguin stuff as they warrant.

[Omniscient]

@Shirley Ujest

Mr. Penguin Hat

Hmm, wonder if I can squeeze this ontop of my melon…

[Wallflower]

@peedin

And what about Mr. Popper’s Penguins? Did everyone read that as a kid? I must confess, I almost bought a copy of it a few weeks ago. And I’m 47. P.S. I love moosies the mostest. I have a stuffed moose named Jerome that talks.

I havn’t thought of that story in decades (I’m 41). I just popped over to Ebay to get it. Thanks for the blast from the past!

[Shirley_Ujest]

Penguin Update
Own your own Penguin. No herring required.

I swear I am not looking for penguin stuff…it just keeps finding me…really!

[lieu]

The penguinhavior that cracks me up is when they come flying out of the water and land feet first on an iceberg and walk off like the feat was no big deal. What if people could do that? How cool would that be to propel yourself through the community pool water at those speeds and then fly out and fall right in step with someone you wanted to talk to? Or, conversely, what I’d probably rather see is some penguin slowly swim up next to an iceberg, plop one flipper over the side, then the other and kicking like mad just get enough out of the water to where he could flop his belly over and then roll on over, plant another flipper and, exhaustedly, pick himself up and use said flipper to squeegee his sweat off.

[Paul_in_Qatar]

What ever happened to those (German?) penguins who all decided to migrate around their moat for days on end?

[Omniscient]

@lieu

The penguinhavior that cracks me up is when they come flying out of the water and land feet first on an iceberg and walk off like the feat was no big deal. What if people could do that? How cool would that be to propel yourself through the community pool water at those speeds and then fly out and fall right in step with someone you wanted to talk to? Or, conversely, what I’d probably rather see is some penguin slowly swim up next to an iceberg, plop one flipper over the side, then the other and kicking like mad just get enough out of the water to where he could flop his belly over and then roll on over, plant another flipper and, exhaustedly, pick himself up and use said flipper to squeegee his sweat off.

OK, now that has me in stitches.