Okay … how’s this for a party!!
Honey, I have looked in SIXTEEN grocery stores and three liquor stores, and I just CANNOT find any “penis beer.”
How’m I gonna supply the beer for this shindig if I can’t even FIND the kind you want me to serve?
Oh, and BTW…congratulations on 1000…I am looking forward to 10,000 more!
Scotti
Penis Beer (Hot chick photo links, too!) would have turned my head a bit quicker.
Not a problem, Chief!
May your days be filled with penis beer and your nights filled with Dog Rape.
BWAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
:::wipes away tears of laughter:::
Oh boy, I just scared the crap out of my children. Hard to explain to them that the Diet Coke shooting out of my nose doesn’t actually hurt.
Here, I brought a vegetable tray and some dip. Maybe Coldfire could score some Penis Beer? I hear they’ve got some mighty interesting stuff where he’s from. 
Hey, be fair now, people!#
Where’s the Vagina beer?!
From Beer and Ale Weekly
1 pint of Penis Beer. Douche. Voila. Vagina Beer!
Penis Beer ? Ummmm, exactly how does one make penis beer ?
Congrats Euty.
So VB, how are ** you ** doing ? Pant, pant.
In my neck og the woods it’s called Coors…aka Rocky Mtn. Piss Water!
Damnit Euty! You made me look! I wanted to see nekkid!
Is this what Persephone was saving that veggie tray for a while back?
Just fine, toots… Mmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwww!
Sheesh, Euty, all these people are coming to the party, and we STILL have none of this beer of which you speak.
We may have to make our own…how do you do this?
[sub]Running this household is not EASY, I just want you all to know![/sub]
Scotti
Loving Wife
Scotti,
I am willing to pick the peni (or is it penie ? ) for the beer, but I refuse to brew them.
VB crosses legs tightly and moves quietly toward the door!
Scotti, you want to make some Penis Beer?
Hang on a sec…
:::thumbs through dog-eared copy of 101 BETTER Uses For A Penis (with pictures):::
Here we go! Lessee, we’ll need hops, yeast, water, yadda yadda yadda, you know, the ingredients of your basic Budweiser, and…penises. Hm. That may be a little tricky.
Let me see…should we just ask the guys outright to give up their penises in the interests of Science, or should we just sneak up on some newbies and steal 'em while they aren’t looking?
I didn’t think newbies had penises.
Kinda gives the term “cocktails” a whole new meaning, though.
ROFL!
Oh, definitely get’em from the newbies!