Beer drops on glasses and Scotch tape on kittens,
Bright copper kettles to toss naughty bits in,
Five newbie penises tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things…
Are we SURE this is from the man who was complaining about pointless, bandwith wasteing threads such as Postcount parties? 
However, Euty- just go in and get that “sore” checked out. Yes, i know soaking it in cold beer makes it feel better, but i honestly thing some antibiotics might be a better long term solution.
But, since you won’t be “using them” for a while, how about freeing up a couple of your 'wives"? 
Umm, Scotti?
Whew! I finally made it! Someone say something about needing some newbies frightened into submission?
Hmm…Cristi, is it just me or does this sound like a thinly-veiled insult toward us and our questionable morals?
No matter, I’m off to collect ingredients!
Sheesh, Beth, nothing was farther from my mind.
However, I apologize anyway.
Scotti
Sorry–forgot my smilie! Absolutely no offense was taken, my dear! I just thought it was funny! Now, I am off to frighten newbies into surrendering their peni!
My mind manipulation plan has come together nicely. evilbeth is already forgetting to post smilies!
Tomorrow night, Pinky, we take over the world!!!
My dick’s still chilled though. Care to warm him up?
“Our” questionable morals?
I’ll have you know that I’m as pure as the driven snow, thank you!
[sub]…okay, so it’s the snow in my driveway that the car has driven over and now it’s all muddy and yucky…[/sub]
Anyhoo, evilbeth, let me know when you find a good newbie! I’ve been sharpening my Ginsus all day…hehehehehehe…