Fun fact, the line “if nature has equipped us with a ding instead of a dong, well, we must just learn to live with it” is quoted in The Language Construction Kit by Mark Rosenfelder as an example of how certain sounds can have certain innate connotations.
Isn’t using the word “column” redundant in this instance?
The size of the column doesn’t matter. It’s the information it imparts.
I don’t know, let me consult with my staff.
I liked the original drawing for that column where the guy’s inflating his penis with a tire pump. It was in the first Cecil Adams book. The guy had a dong as long as his leg or Pinocchio’s nose.