Penis height, definitely.
You haven’t seen Unforgiven, have you?
My husband has them both beat.
Congrats!
Well, I prefer guys who aren’t that tall, but that’s not so tall as to be disqualifying. And 5’7" is a little on the short side, but within the range I’m comfortable with. So I’m indifferent to the height
The big dick might be large enough to hit me in the uterus, and if so, that would be a real turnoff. The small dick is still plenty large to do the job.
So, all else equal (and all else is never equal) I’ll go with the tall guy.
But really, can I have the smart, kind, funny guy, instead of either of them?
Well let’s just say both guys have ideal personalities.
anyway, never thought I’d see the day where a woman would prefer 4 over 8. But kudos to you 
Probably because you’re pre-conceived notions about women are false. Go meet a few. Talk to them like humans. But don’t lead off with this poll question.
The OP is obviously a dwarf with a micro-penis, and is unable to decide where to direct his envy.
He’s 5’8 with a 5 inch penis?
If your penis does all the thinking, no thanks!
I think it’s more that I vastly overthink his perhaps more pertinent intuitions
I’d say height is more important, if only because like you say, it’s immediately obvious.
And unless things have changed drastically from years past, the size of one’s unit isn’t usually going to be a first-pass filter for most women, unlike height. It takes several dates for that to come into play, and as I understand it, a man would have to be far out on the tails of the bell curve for it to really be an issue either way at that point.
Speaking as a guy, I’ve never met a woman who thought penis size was important, and I’ve never met a guy who believed that. File it under “people are weird.”
What if he is a 5’7" guy with a 6’4" penis? Would that make a differance?
D’you mean “a guy and his annoying roommate” ?
I have, twice, but both guys were (apparently - I mean I wasn’t there with a slide rule or anything) extreme cases. The first was very much in love with the guy, but eventually tearfully resolved to leave him because, and I second-hand quote, “I don’t even know when he’s in :(”. The second girl wasn’t nearly as much in love, I think it was more of a friends with benefits type thing, but she called it quits after a couple months because he was too huge and sometimes poked her in the cervix. Which hurts like a motherfuck, by all reports.
So the aformentioned edges of the bell curve.
Who are you debating?
No, all the kudos are to YOU, my beloved, cherished and completely new friend, shocky2002.
You see, it isn’t every day someone can just show up here among the Smartest and the Hippest and immediately have the intellectual luminaries who frequent these (virtual) Hallowed Halls of Knowledge all a-twitter with their provocative hypotheticals.
No indeed, that is quite an impressive Stunt. Man, you ought to be proud, it’s like walking into a star-studded Hollywood celebrity roast, grabbing the Mike, and bringing the house down with your opening zinger!!!
Good. Grief. :smack:
The ONLY things that matter to me are the guy’s head (the big one, not the little one) and his heart. (Oh yeah, the checkbook doesn’t matter much either.)
Carry on.
This conversation makes me feel like I’m back in junior high school. :dubious: