WebPosted Thu Dec 16 12:49:31 1999 ET / CBC Newsworld LONDON–Medical researchers have determined that during sexual intercourse, in what is called the male-on-top “missionary position,” the penis forms the shape of a boomerang.
Previous hypotheses were that during this form of intercourse the penis remained straight, or formed the shape of an “S”.
The research was conducted by scientists in the Netherlands. The results have been published in the British Medical Journal.
Professor Willibrord Weijmar Schultz, who was in charge of the research, told Reuters, “These results are very important for all sexologists.” He said results of the research could be useful in determining the chances of conception during intercourse.
Researchers used magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) to examine couples engaged in intercourse. The study used eight couples and three single women in the experiment to examine male and female anatomy during intercourse and masturbation.
The MRI scanner used in the experiments had to be enlarged to accommodate two people. The experiments took place over a period of seven years.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
I’m just soooo proud that no one here has sunk low enough to horrendous jokes about odd happenstances that only occur in the bush…
: :ouch! cut it out, you perverts!::
Do men from the Netherlands tend to have unusually limber dicks, or is this a bizarre version of european yoga were talkin’ about here? It would be interesting to learn what angle are these “members’” being bent at, all I can think of is ouch!
