Which human gentitalia has the greatest divirsity of physical shape and description? Are there a greater number of different types of penises (description) than vaginas?
“insider” has a Penis/Vagina question? What are the odds?
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Sorry about the spelling of genitalia, but without a spell checker I am the worlds worst speller. I guess that I am in some good and bad company on this one.
Psst…you mispelled diversity, too. d&r
i would wager that this question’s answer is of the “snowflake” variety. that is, no two are alike. prolly no way to compare variations amo0ng the two relative to one another.
really, you’re comparing apples and oranges. or, pointy apples and oranges with holes in em. or something.
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It’s theoretically answerable I suppose - define specific parameters that vary, measure the variation, and then try to compare the two sets of data. I think any answer you got would be fairly meaningless though, and I am mystified as to why someone would ask the question in the first place.
I believe there are a great number of magazines and websites devoted to amassing data on this particular issue.
And I’ve visited those websites, Genseric. Here is my “official” report.
Some penises are damn ugly. Some look all right (like mine). Likewise, some vaginas are damn ugly. Some look all right.
The penis: You often get large discrepancies not only in size - from the tiny SPOOFE-size all the way up to the double digits in terms of inches - but also in shape. Some men are curved upward. Some are straight. Some are actually curved downwards. The angle and curve varies wildly.
The surface of the penises can be vastly different, too. Some men have very prominent veins, for example, while some have a smooth shaft. Color, too… the whitest men you know can have a surprisingly dark penis (when erect). Black men can have a relatively light penis.
The relative thickness of the shaft varies. Some men look like they’ve got an elongated pencil jutting out from their pubic hair. Some look like they glued a beer can to their crotch. Some can be actually conical… tapering to a point. Some can be wider in the middle than they are at the ends. Some can have gigantic, bulbous tips.
Finally, the head can vary wildly. Some men have a very small head, even when erect. Some men have a gigantic mushroom-shaped tip. And there’s all sorts of variances in between.
The Vagina: First, I want to apologize if I screw up any terms. A penis’s parts are simple to identify: Head and shaft (and, well, balls, but I’m not talking about those). With the vagina… well, not having one, I’ve never made the effort into remembering everything. So, ladies, if I misidentify part of your “kitty”, forgive me.
Anyway… some women have very puffy outer lips, which can result in the traditional “camel toe” seen in those who wear spandex. I don’t know if this “puffiness” is a result of arousal or not. But some women have a very smooth area about their crotch. The inner lips… sometimes they protrude, sometimes they don’t. Some pictures that I’ve seen (a lot :D) portray women as having very large, elongated inner lips (labia minora or something like that? Forgive my ignorance), and the traditional pose is to have these inner lips spread to fully show the viewer the “Pearly Gates”, as it were.
In any case… beyond the inner lips, you get odd wrinkles, folds of skin, different colors and textures (some women are very pink and smooth… others are dark-peach colored and kinda wrinkly… I guess it depends on how the tissue in the area is being pulled). Another big difference you also find is the size of the slit. Some women can have a slit several inches long… others can have a tiny slit only two inches, or less, long.
The clitoral hood is also… odd. Sometimes it’s barely an indent in the vagina structure… other times, it’s a large, puffy protrusion that looks like an eskimo’s hood. In some women, the clitoris itself is visible in its aroused state… in some women it isn’t (or, as another possibility, those women with “invisible” clits were simply not aroused).
The actual “hole” of the vagina can take on appearances of its own. Sometimes it’s tight and barely visible… sometimes it’s quite noticeable, located just above the anus (although such a dilation could, again, be due to whether or not the subject is aroused).
Those are my observations about genitalia (again, ladies, I’m sorry if you think I got something wrong 'bout the Promised Land. Feel free to correct any misinformation I may have posted). In my opinion, genitalia are generally ugly in appearance, and without being able to see the person that they’re attached to, it’s kinda depressing (penises in particular… they’re quite crude).
I read a long time ago long before the net came around that there was more variation with women then men. But I can’t site it…makes sense though, since women have more parts there then men.
Bananas and cherries?