In this thread, the following post caught my -ahem- eye.
What’s WITH this? I mean yes, yes, making love / fucking / whatevering should have some laughter as a component. It’s fun. It feels very nice. ( hopefully ). It does appear to me after 33 years of sexual activity with a reasonable variety of partners that my penis and the penis of others is amusing to women. The idea of penis is amusing. The handling of penis is cause for mirth. The conversations held between women and the penis are frequently highly hilarious.
And yet…not so much with the vagina. The vagina is not a source of mirth. It could be. It’s as interesting looking in its own way as a penis. Like the penis, it does things when happy that it does not do when napping. And yet… very few mirthful moments in bed regarding vagina. Not anger. Just… a lack of the same dynamic.
Why ?
( Anatomy and Physiology 101 Disclaimer: Yes, I am well aware that the vagina is not the only part of the genitalia relevant to this O.P. I’m using it as a generic identifier for the internal and external female genial parts typically associated with the word “vagina”. )
It’s funny because it’s all dangly and shit. The hoohoo is all neatly tucked up most of the time (unless we are talking about a hoohoo that age has turned into a leathery-winged lovebat).
Because the penis is always changing and doing something interesting.
First time Penis viewer: “That little thing looks like a frightened turtle, does it always look like that when you are cold?” “Can I touch it?” OMG! What the hell, look what it’s doing now!" “When is it going to stop?!?” “How the hell can you walk with that thing?”
First time Vagina viewer: “So, show me what it does.” “It doesn’t do anything? All the action is on the inside?” "Ok, I’ll take your word for it but I’m going in to find out for myself and this had better be good. "
I saw a TV show once where men’s pants were made to fall down in front of women (on the street, in a restaurant, etc.) and the reaction of women nearby was hilarity. Then, women were filmed in situations where their skirts or dresses flew up (standing over a grate, bent over trying to get something out of their trunk, etc.).
The result (as stated on the program): “When men’s pants fall down, women laugh. When women’s skirts fly up, men…don’t laugh.”
Ever buy a whole chicken? And you take out the little packet with the liver and the heart and the gizzard? And the neck is kind of stuck in there and you have to try from the other end? That neck is kind of what the human penis looks like. Sorry, guys.
