:eek:
Bull taint, yum. I really wanted a pic of the platter.
“Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”
Husband: “Hi Waiter, I’ll have the rhino testicles with a side of fries.”
Wife: “And I’ll have the Clydesdale penis, well done.”
Husband: “You always order that! And uou always take one small bite and take the rest home. Why not try something else?”
Wife: “You order what you want and I’ll order what I want, OK?”
Husband: “Fine.”
Wife: “Besides, the rhino testicles don’t seem to be working for you too well.”
Two days late, I’m afraid:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=389787&highlight=emporium
It’s the place to be I hear, it’s where all the dicks hang out.
What? 
Well, we have a candidate for the next food challenge on The Amazing Race.