This is the second David Sedaris-inspired poll, from his recent appearance on the Daily Show. He likes to test out pet theories by polling people at his book signings, one of which inspired the Guns and Beards poll.
He had another pet theory that two gay men in a restaurant will share a dessert, but two straight men won’t. Straight men will share a plate of Buffalo chicken wings, but they won’t share a dessert.
Disclaimer: This poll is for entertainment purposes only. No scientific basis is claimed or implied.