kinda reminds me of an “animal girl” who was once my roommate. We had gotten a small house in colege through a scam that is too long to go into here, but it came with about 15 acres of undeveloped land. She had a horse and being still unfulfilled…
Wait a minute… I just remembered this was a penis thread (not that it doesn’t come into play) Maybe I’ll tell the rest later.
well no that sounds interesting enough to justify mentioning here 
Mia, one should never tease a tied dog. He might still have one bite left, and no rope ever made is unbreakable.
All right, Matt, what the hell kind of activity is it that normally involves rope and someone’s unit? You have my attention.
But every time I tell this story, everyone start looking extremely uncomfortable.
Quite frankly yes, I do. The strange thing about it though is that nobody had expressed doubt when you made the post quoted above. Freudian slip? Of course I can’t be sure, but quite a few details, and the whole story in general, lack plausibility.
That’s my MPSkepticismIMS, in the (IMHO) unlikely event that my doubt is unwarranted, I apologize in advance. In any case, I suggest that you should write a sequel to 'Something About Mary" or “Meet the Parents” etc.
I hope you bit his weenie! No, waitaminute. I take that back - that’d be a little weird.
Great story!
Hey, there’s some depths even I won’t stoop to…
A: I want to hear how you got revenge.
B: I want someone to reveal the Wang-Ka Story Archive.
3 things:
Umm, you’ve actually seen a naked man before, right? Trust me, the penis is only seductive when erect, and the rest of the time there’s no “faintly” to it.
You want proof the penis is ridiculous? Walk up to someone and just say “penis” to them. Nine times out of ten, they’ll laugh before asking you what the hell you’re talking about. That never happens when you walk up to someone and say “vagina.” Never. Obviously, the penis is really funny, and the vagina isn’t funny at all.
Well, duh. Smart men know you do not taunt happy fun vagina.
Best line.
So, are you still seeing Tiny Alice?
**Wang-Ka ** If I ever met you, I don’t think I could look you in the face.
Awesome story. Long but made short 
So ** Mia sweetie **, you pee agressively on a dog (no, not a dog, a Rottweiler!), get bitten, and you still got money from the1 insurance? Do I misunderstand, or are people thinking with their…
I suppose you need to offer some kind of explanation when a girl finds you with your penis in her dog’s mouth; I can only congratulate Wang-Ka for having thought up such a plausible one, and so quickly.
Mangetout, you wound me.
Any sane person, having seen the amount of cutlery in a dog’s mouth, would not put any body part in there willingly.
Especially a bulldog.
Especially a bulldog that STUPID.
And no, I haven’t seen Tiny Alice in years…
Wang-Ka, your posts make me laugh like nothing else I have seen, on these boards or pretty much anywhere else. I search the boards sometimes, just to read what you have to say.
I think this one tops the time you chased people off your porch with a sword, and no pants.
“It’s not what it looks like! I can explain everything! Down boy!”
I can’t wait for the followup